by SaltyJoe69 June 7, 2016

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home smoking meth amphetamine.
I'm too much of a pussy to fight my own battles.. Lets spark up a bowl of shitty meth and use the Fitsgerald Method. Let's send Stephen with a knife..
by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016

Like Onlyfans but in reverse. A situation were you send an innocent girl pictures of your balls every 15 seconds until she pays you $15.99 to stop for a month.
It’s been hard trying to make money with nothing but an ag Ed degree and a creepy mustache so I’ve had to resort to The Goldade Method just to make an income.
by Jermey Sanchez December 17, 2020

Joe's wife was upset so his friends suggested that he climb on top and use the Striper Method to cheer her up.
by rgcbub November 8, 2016

Filling in a scantron or similar multiple choice sheet with answers a b c d e a b c d e making it look like a staircase.
1: I'm going to guess on every answer because I don't care about school anymore.
2: Use the staircase method, it'll make guessing twice as fun!
2: Use the staircase method, it'll make guessing twice as fun!
by mbarsh January 1, 2011

The quintessential "cock block". Slipping in and stealing the hot girl away from the guy who brought her to the bar. Common method used in most college towns yet requires a fair amount of skill and grit.
Friend 1. Damn, that chick is hot. Looks like shes with someone tho.
Friend 2. So... just use the Bryce Method
Friend 2. So... just use the Bryce Method
by Johnny Turntable July 2, 2011

Leonardo DiCaprio could only get an Oscar by giving himself hypothermia because the Academy thinks making a fool out of yourself method acting is better than real acting.
by Colonel Kakarrot November 26, 2022
