messy sex

Messy sex is when you use a messy lubricant such as shit, butter, mud, etc. often as a fetish and for increased sexual experience

i love spraying whipped cream on her tits, pussy, and ass then licking if off after fucking her for messy sex

by jonny69fuck January 2, 2010

messy harp

The act of puking on a girl, out of nervousness, right after she takes her clothes off . You then need to refuse to clean her and and lift your hands and say "what you going to do"

I finally picked up a chick and I messy harp'd her, Boy was she mad.

by Bobby105 September 10, 2007

messy thirds

getting to fuck a chick that both your boy and his boy got to fuck that night

Yo dude...i've got sloppy seconds on that bitch after our bro gets done fucking her...you can get messy thirds after I'm done beating that shit up...

by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007

messy pancake

The act of ejaculating on a womans stomach. First used by Dane Cook in his Rough Around the Edges Tour

"Sometimes I pull out and make a messy pancake on her stomach."

by D-Boy856 December 27, 2007

messy oscar

When one barfs in another's asshole.

Sinbad made me laugh so hard, i couldn't help but give Jimmy a messy oscar.

by NoweryShowerny January 24, 2008

messy love

A messy love is a teenage girl who tends to be giggly, intoxicated, and clumsy when hooking up with guys. Some qualities that differentiate them from normal people are unreasonable cuteness of the face, a goose-like laugh, and a nice sized badonkadonk.

pure love by day...messy love by night

The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.

by goodnightlila April 29, 2008

Messy Mike

When a guy (a guy specifically named mike) pounds his girl in the ass with his massive penis, the women then begins to shit, this causes mike to vomit in response, the women also then begins to vomit while the man pisses on the shit

My man recently just gave me a messy mike, had to clean for ages after

by SpaceSanctum August 14, 2017