elephant memory

Used to describe a person with an extremely good ability to retain information.

Duder 1: "Dude don't you remember? You thought that girl was hot in 9th grade, but she had really hairy arms."

Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"

Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."

Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

dead memory

when you completely forget, or WANT to forget a memory

guy 1: yo, remember that time we got super hammed and skinny dipped with those fine chicks?

guy 2: naaaaw man, thats a mad dead memory

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girl 1: hey, remember when you made out with jenn's boyfriend that one time?

girl 2: oh god, dont remind me, im trying to turn that into a dead memory

by mauigirl17 March 8, 2010

SEM - Selective Edited Memory

When you are involved with a chick that recalls certain things of the conversation but edits what was said to throw something in your face. Worse then paraphrasing. It was more commonly referred to as "psycho bitch" in the 90's until scientific advances were made in the origins of such behavior.

Mike: She told me that I told her to stop loving me. Definitely has SEM - Selective Edited Memory.

Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?

by Wally Krunk from the grave December 2, 2010

etch-a-sketch memory

Description of a person with a poor memory, as opposed to a "photographic memory."

I just introduced Jim to Jerry two minutes ago and Jim can't remember Jerry's name. That Jim sure has an "etch-a-sketch memory."

by MaGeever February 16, 2012

Random Access Memory

Random Access Memory, or more commonly recognized as RAM is a place data is put and taken out quickly. This is used so that a computer can access data without reading it off a hard drive, which takes longer. When you're actively using data, it's stored in the RAM so that it can be accessed quickly. Memory modules come in various capacities and variations. Modern memory modules can be purchased in 256 MB, 512 MB, 1 GB, 2 GB, 4 GB, 8 GB, and 16+ GB sizes. Some examples of the different types of memory modules include DIMM, RIMM, SIMM, SO-DIMM, and SO-RIMM.

The standard suggested amount of Random Access Memory for vr is a minimum of 8 gb.

by albebac1124 March 30, 2020

Photographic Memory

The ability to to recall images or texts with unfailing accuracy. Lots of people think its fake, but I can confirm it is real I have it.

It is not fair, this kid doesn't study for tests because he has a photographic memory; he can memorize power points and textbook pages just by looking at them once.

by GEsmart December 8, 2013

cock memory

A rare condition effecting those people unfortunate enough to have required a penis transplant. Upon receiving the donated organ the recipient experiences (or inherits) recollections of past encounters involving said member. These can be vivid memories in which the recipient can recall the exact feelings and state of arousal felt by the previous owner. These can be particularly disturbing depending on the sexual predilection of the previous owner.

I had terrible cock memory last night, I’m thinking of having it removed!

by Muttonhernia June 2, 2018