mel apocalypse

a huge army of mels approach lots of people in anger and kill all of them

last night i was so scared there was a mel apocalypse

by janko648 March 15, 2017

Wicked Mel

aka "Filthy Mel", a women who (without her partners knowledge) will defecate over her partners chest while performing intercourse. Certain qualities of a "Wicked Mel" are being totally unkempt and disheveled. This Phrase is commonly said in Arkansas and Mississippi.

I was so drunk last night I went home with a Wicked Mel, While we were having fun she turns around and just shits on me!
I got real sober after that.

by Telex. April 8, 2023

Mel Byrne

Some sort of troll like creature, habbits include eating, farting and sleeping at other peoples houses.
You will often see a mel byrne hanging around a greggs with two sausage rolls in her hand and crumbs around her mouth and crotch.
Mel Byrnes take deep pride in their buttocks or 'ghetto butty's' as they are most commonly known as.

check that mel byrne scranning all my food

by trollcatcher January 27, 2011

Tek-Mel

When someone says a joke but it's ignored and they keep saying it until they freak out about nobody recognising the joke.

Don't be such a Tek-Mel. It's just not funny!!

by NongMing January 18, 2019

Wicked Mel

Aka Filthy Mel, Is a definition used by people to describe a women hillbilly that is so disgusting and off putting you might vomit in your mouth a little bit.

I was hiking on the trail and I saw a wicked mel, It was so gross it made me run faster!

by Telex. April 8, 2023

Mel-vegetarian

NOUN/ADJECTIVE: A vegetarian who abstains from consuming meat, dairy, and eggs, but still consumes honey. Thus, a vegan who still consumes honey is in fact a "mel-vegetarian".

NOUN: The practice of abstaining from the consumption of all meat and animal products, with the exception of honey.

There are 4 types of vegetarians: lacto-ovo (dairy and eggs), lacto (dairy), ovo (eggs), and mel (honey). The other types of vegetarianism don't necessarily need to incorporate "mel-" into their name, as "mel" is used for only particular circumstances where it is necessary to distinguish.

mel-vegetarianism (noun)
mel-vegetarians (plural noun)

Variations: mella-vegetarian (plural usage of "mel"), melli-vegetarian, melle-vegetarian, mello-vegetarian, meltarian, mellatarian, mellitarian, melletarian, mellotarian, etc.

"I'm a vegan, but I still eat honey."

"Then you're not a vegan, you're a mel-vegetarian."

Mary initially wanted to go vegan, but resorted instead to being a mel-vegetarian, as she couldn't imagine giving up her livelihood of beekeeping.

by Stib's EVIIIL Dictionary December 1, 2021

Mel Tuckered

When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.

So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but they he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.

by Beebs76 October 2, 2023