Meaty plonker

1. An abundantly large penis, possessed of both girth and width

2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet

3. An overweight or well-built stupid person

"Look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he'd break your pelvis"

"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"

"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"

by Ms Mongaliska January 5, 2014

meaty snapper

A woman with thick labia and a huge pussyhole

Friend 1: how was your date last night
Friend 2: i fucked her but man Melissa had a meaty snapper

by kryptkicker5 March 28, 2016

Meaty Swangers

Big ol' floppy tittays.

Look at that that broad over there with them big ol' meaty swangers!!

by TheAngryDrunk November 29, 2016

MaKylla

A female that wouldn't give two shits if you like her or not. A female that lives in her own world. Interesting, extremely curious, unique and lovable. A female that would give you the shirt off her back, but anger her and she'll rip your face off your head.

There's only room for one MaKylla.

by PunkyCat December 29, 2016

makyha

Makyha is a smart, beautiful, crazy girl. She is always there when you need someone to talk to. She loves everyone with all her heart and would never go anything to hurt anyone. She is the mom of the friendgroup and all of the boys are drooling over her.

Makyha is a crazy girl

by Annabell Swathon May 2, 2018

Meaty Calves

Unisex term referring to one's sexy calves. Their calves must be muscular and defined to fall under the category of meaty.

Person 1"Wow! Mr. Stockwell's has such meaty calves."
Person 2 "Oh my god! Yes he does."

by MWOODZ June 18, 2018

Meaty Play-Doh

When a girl finishes giving a blowjob, it could feel like Meaty Play-Doh in her mouth.

"My first time sucking dick was really weird, it felt like Meaty Play-Doh"

by juckoboi October 29, 2018