Cassidy mattson

A really Fucking hot girl....Your fucking the dumbest person if you didnt know that.

A really Fucking hot girl....Your fucking the dumbest person if you didnt know that..Cassidy mattson

by kallabunga July 25, 2011

maties

A term used by chavs describing their herd.

I'll get my maties on u u f***ing gribo

by adamboult July 1, 2005

mattsquatch

A bear man, a man who is a bear, specifically named Matt. Distinguishable by his excess of hair, attitude of moral superiority, and seething Catholicism.

The mattsquatch has captured my child, he enjoys small hairy boys.

by James NEaadnakwals December 9, 2008

15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)

(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!

by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021

Matisse

A Matisse is a crazy motherfucker who says nigger with a hard R

"Nigger"

"What's up Matisse

by Arson134 July 1, 2018

matias

A guy that is Mexican and lives in an apartment with a labrador that's named Raymond, and he's a lady's man.

OH GOD MATIAS, your dog is cute.

by Brandon Caldwell April 13, 2018

Matias

1.A Dumb Person who has no sense of self and follows what the other crowd does and goes to Pinewood High School; He agrees based on what others agree on, like this Matias:"hey i went to the mall it was cool" Other Person:"i don't go to the mall its dumb" Matias:"yea it is dumb i didn't go because its dumb"

Matias: "Hey When is chess club meeting? today? I want play so bad"

Other Guy: "chess club is for losers"

Matias: "psh I know huh I hate chess club (even though i go to every meeting)"

by Neszbit May 5, 2009