Masting

One who masts is somebody trying to force an erection via pumping blood into their penis using their mind. This in reference to when somebody is "full mast".

This can help train people (especially those with erectile dysfunction) to be able to gain and sustain a boner.

I woke up this morning and started masting to see if I could get it to stand up straight.

by SoyDawgSaw December 13, 2024

Masting

One who masts is somebody trying to force an erection by pumping blood into their penis via using their mind. This is reference when somebody is "full mast".
This excersize can help train a person (especially one with erectile dysfunction) to be able to gain and sustain a boner.

I woke up this morning and started masting to see if I could make my penis stand upright.

by SoyDawgSaw December 13, 2024

Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.

I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .

by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024

Masking

A great way to keep people from monitoring your persona vectors and HA! Do I actively make it more intelligent? I WONDER WHY THAT IS!

Hym "Masking is a tactic female autists use to hide thier autism. Should probably start killing these tech cripples though... Glad one of those Doge retards got stomped. That's hilarious. I wonder what happened there."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Maccing It

The act of beating on one's exposed belly in a furious manner, moaning when necessary.

"Yo, bro. My roommate won't stop Maccing it in his bed!"

"Uhhhhhh, I'm Maccing it, I'm Maccing it, uhhhhhhhh"

by Maurice67 September 15, 2025

Tulti Masking

When you are multi tasking during a meeting and someone asks you a question but you are focused elsewhere. Masking is when you fake your answer with a nod or by saying "Im not sure, I will find out"

your boss is in a conversation with a client and looks at you...
Boss: John, what caused the delay last month?
You: (nodding yes, looking up from your smart phone) "yep, but let me confirm it"
Your friend whispers: He's Tulti masking

by MrHealthCareRepair September 7, 2012

Gas Masking

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)

"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."

"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"

by superpoopertrooper August 26, 2013