mapping

Prison slang for masturbation. (Source: recent visit to Arkansas Department of Corrections)

Jimmy was mapping in the showers after he lost his bitch to another inmate.

by ArkansasFelon October 17, 2009

Manpain

When a male character's backstory related-angst breaks out, usually in isolation, brooding, douchebaggery, control or trust issues, misbehavior, crying a single tear, etc.

A term coined by fans who understandably got tired of seeing male characters' douchebaggery excused by a dark, tragic past, especially when the past involves hurting & dehumanize female characters solely to motivate the male hero.

Note: there is no female version of Manpain, because women's emotional responses to surviving trauma are always legitimate, no matter how extreme. (Anyone who denies this is just "blaming the victim".)

"The guy on that show was raped repeatedly as a child and saw his whole family killed by gangsters, that's why he has trust issues."

"Whatever, dude just needs to get over his Manpain."

by natetanner July 26, 2012

MalPal

The sickest fuck in the world. Also a mermaid.

Malena is such a MalPal, holy shit.

by ButtHoleLover1011 April 1, 2010

Mapple

An insulting name for those individuals who choose brand over substance. Those who choose Apple merely because they buy into the marketing and worship at the altar of Steve Jobs.

He cued for three days for the new iPhone... what a Mapple!

by Mapple Basher February 22, 2012

mapple

a young child prostitute specialising in bondage (can describe anyone from 7- 13 who enjoys bondage)
this can be an insult

wow, its grown from a boy to a mapple

that skanky 12 year old is such a mapple

by jackass April 17, 2004

Marpat

A shabbbby nockoff of the Canadian Armed Forces digital camoflauge...

bloggins -
hey see that yank with horrible weapons handling who can't speak or lead and has a sgt rank?

greyman -yeah

bloggins - yeah he's wearing marpat, a ripoff of cadpat, damn i wish the cf had the money for cool shit like the usa...

greyman - i hope their stupid reservists don't bomb us again....

bloggins - if they do our snipers won't save their asses again.

greyman and bloggins go for beers eh.

by bloggins December 28, 2004

Mapping

The art of placing a theme park map in front of you while riding a ride.

person 1: pulls map out of pocket while going up the chain hill
person 2:"Hey what are you doing?"
person 1: "I'm mapping"
person 2: "why"
person 1: "because it makes for a good picture"
person 2: "Good idea, I'll join you"

by Harry the Turtle May 30, 2013