mannequin

A really hot girl, that has a prefect ass, perfect body but is really stupid. (no Brain)

Riley: Yo Bro, Theres this new girl in my English class and she such a mannequin.

Sean: yea that blond mannequin, I saw her too. she so hot, but so stupid.

by The Dutch Master June 7, 2011

Mannertink

Someone who acts like they know everything, but when tested, it is shown they do not.

Jim always acted like a mannertink in class, but when the teacher called on him, he always drew a blank.

by etannggg July 19, 2009

Mannequin ho

a person that thinks everything he/she sees on a store mannequin is good looking and will look the same on them.

C: My God did you see the pants Dot had on today, the are terrible.

R: She seen them at H&M and thought she had THAT body.

C: She is such a mannequin ho

by 10lulu10 February 25, 2011

Mannet

Noun. A mannet is an honor given for a manly deed.

Though a Woman can achieve a mannet, but they are typically reserved for male use.
You can't buy a mannet, you can only earn them.

It is possible to obtain more than one mannet.
The plural form of mannet, is mannets.

You beat a grizzly into submission, that's a total mannet!

by The Radical Prince April 4, 2011

mannequin party

A gig/party/any get together with music where no one in the crowd moves to the music, they just stand there taking photos of the band to pit on their blog because they're "to cool to dance".

The type of people who walk round northern quarter in Manchester,buy toms to save orphans and are vegans.

Guy 1: should we go see the drums next week at academy 3?
Guy 2: I would but most of the fans are fucking hipsters, it'll be a mannequin party in there1

by redronny July 10, 2012

mannequink

Noun (mana-kink)

1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.

2. A form of exhibitionism.

3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.

"Seeing all these perfectly round mannequin buttocks really brings out the mannequink in me."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

manbedextrius

The ability to wack off with either your right or your left hand.

Time to wack it.

But honey, you broke your right hand!

No worries, I'm manbedextrius.

by bkrj January 11, 2014