Something that is essential to have in a certain situation. Can be in the form of advice, or a some sort of object.
by ItsMeMaxK May 10, 2016
Get the major key mug.One of the only true majors out there. One of the only majors where you receive a real education. All "great" people had some knowledge of history. An opposite of this major would be a Business Administration Major. One does not necessarily have to become a history teacher upon graduation. Hell, a history major without much direction could become that business major's boss someday.
Oh, you're a Business major? What you're still taking ESL classes? No, not all history majors become teachers.
by Tzeentch June 13, 2007
Get the history major mug.It is a way to masterbate where you jack off normally, but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment. By hyperventilating and jumping up, you are literally cutting your brain off from oxygen. No oxygen = no consciousness.
After passing out you come crashing down with a thunderous boom. This is called "Reentry"
It is at this point where your mother walks in to see you laying there covered in your "Star Dust". Be sure to glare at her with the confidence of Buzz Aldrin. She will then stomp out of the room without saying a word. This part is called "Disappointing your mother."
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As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment. By hyperventilating and jumping up, you are literally cutting your brain off from oxygen. No oxygen = no consciousness.
After passing out you come crashing down with a thunderous boom. This is called "Reentry"
It is at this point where your mother walks in to see you laying there covered in your "Star Dust". Be sure to glare at her with the confidence of Buzz Aldrin. She will then stomp out of the room without saying a word. This part is called "Disappointing your mother."
Credit u/Lemiius
I performed a Major Tom last night. I still have not left my room. I don't know what to say to my mom.
by Peanuts and the Gang June 30, 2019
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Get the drum major mug.A manjot is your non typical indian girl. She lives to do crazy wild stuff and loves to be an instigator. If you've ever known a manjot you know she's not like any other girl. She's super hot (even when shes sick) and can often be found turning heads. When she's not doing that shes usually baking goods and watching romantic movies. A manjot is girl whose heart is gold and if you can date her you should never let her go, because if you do she'll probably go crazy on you. Beware the manjot. Although she's a beautiful girl you'll never meet again, she's sometimes wild and is hard to tame. Point of the story is a manjot is perfect the way she grows and you should love her as such. She'll be your bestfriend and everything you need.
by somerando February 24, 2015
Get the Manjot mug.A scented paper used to arouse your wife after sustained periods of sexual drought. Word is often spoken of an ancient Majolical which was used in the great wife wetting incident of 1675, 53 wives en mass were exposed to a Majolical so pungent their vaginas convulsed and enveloped a small portion of Cunt, over the centuries this region became pronounced "Kent" and the name changed to suit. It is here that the tradition of underwear was first started to prevent Majolical related land destruction occuring again. Also a form of arm wrestling confined to pubs named "The crusty trousers".
"Fetch the Majolical my wife is dry as a cream cracker"
"Let the Majolical begin! the loser shalt have their penis hit a'ponst by thine shoe"
"Let the Majolical begin! the loser shalt have their penis hit a'ponst by thine shoe"
by Reginauld Hooterschmee December 3, 2006
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