Amber Malone

She is unique, amazing, she is so lovely, she has the most gorgeous smile ever. She has a nice bum. Absolutely gorgeous. She wears make up but she doesn't need it because she is perfect without
by Anonymousguy2000014 November 07, 2016
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post maloned

To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.
"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."
by decoygrandma July 20, 2018
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Post Maloned

Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.
I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned
by Baby_Kakes21 February 17, 2019
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trey malone

A sexy man with an interest in girls with the name starting in L he also has the dreamiest eyes and is annoying but funny
Don't u love trey malone
by psst water 259 April 10, 2017
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Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.
Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl
by Deamkn March 26, 2024
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The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.
I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!
by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022
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Bugatti Malone

When you're too poor to afford a sex change so you get your boy Jose to chop off your penis.
That girl over there used to be a boy but got a bugatti malone.
by Datonekiduknow December 08, 2015
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