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osu! male

an osu! male is defined as a man who is able to maintain sexual relationships/lack of virginity (or a very healthy romantic relationship) whilst being a frequent player of hit rhythm game 'osu!' persistent osu! gameplay is notorious for rapidly rebuilding the virginity of a person. if the person never lost it in the first place, it will increase the sexual activity needed for virginity loss. osu! males are above every single one of these symptoms. along with this, they are above sigma males, plimbo males, even scrimblo males. they have ascended to a higher level of male power.

osu! males are capable of making an osu! beatmap, a level chart, out of anything. you hum a tune? osu! beatmap. at a therapy appointment? osu! beatmap. you're in court for committing a murder? is there an osu! male on the jury? he'll make an osu! beatmap out of that trial, babey. they are even considered to be on the same power level as yo mama males, since they will effortlessly make beatmaps out of yo mama rap battles. they suck at coming up with yo mama jokes, though.
sopson: ayo wtf is that guy doin
martbob: bro dont u know? thats an osu male. he's making a level out of our words as we speak them.
osu! male name: *intense beatmap creation*
sopson: got damn!
by The Hierarchy God November 24, 2021
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male birth

When a male hasn’t shit in 3 days or longer and is very constipated also .Then his next bowel movement that takes place which opens up his asshole to levels he never imagined ,like a women giving birth with no pain killers . Leaving behind a massive turd and blood in the bowl .
“Vincenzo talking to Mario “ Oh my god ! You should have seen the shit I just took ! It felt like I had a male birth to a 10 lb turd , blood and all !
by Large in charge March 21, 2019
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bravo male

Not exactly an alpha male and not exactly a beta male. The name 'bravo' is a reference to Johnny Bravo, an American comedy cartoon where the male lead Johnny Bravo exhibits alpha behaviour to seduce women but always gets rejected despite his masculine stature and personality.
bravo male: 'hey baby how ya doing? wanna hang out with me?'
girl: 'get away from me freak!'
by Deadeye Uger October 31, 2017
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Male validation

when women tend to value opinions (especially praise and sexual attention) of men more than they respect their perspectives, themselves or those of other women.
Cassie Howard in Euphoria can be very sex obsessed with men, especially Nate Jacobs. She has a Male validation problem.
by definitiondefines April 14, 2022
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grigma male

A grigma male is a beta male that, through years of being tormented by the Stacy's and Chad's of the world, has become bitter and resentful. He spends his time on online forums discussing his hatred for women.
"Todd has been posting on his story about how all women are whores, he must have become a grigma male
by i want dick November 18, 2021
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Alpha Male

1) The leader of a group and/or a team. 2) Biggest arrogant bastard you'll ever meet.
No, I'M THE ALPHA MALE.
by Lemuppet November 24, 2020
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White Male

According to inter-sectional feminists, a sexist, racist, and homophobe. Often "literally a nazi".
by Nightmaredeus June 6, 2018
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