chain mail

MEGA GAY.

if you send chainmail, you're probably a little kid, or you're just extraordinarily retarded.

Always fake. i get 82273 emails a day. 82262 are CHAINMAIL. annoying.

it makes some people believe they'll become rich or they'll die if they don't send it.

"IF YOU DONT SEND THIS cHAIn MAIL TO 699669 PEOPLE IN 0.0000272 SECONDS a LITTLE GIRL GHOST NAMED RHINOCEROUSFATATH WILL BURST THROUGH YOUR WINDOW WITH A MOTORCYCLE AND MAKE YOU MEGA GAY"

by king explosion murder March 21, 2020

junk mail

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail

I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.

by AYB March 10, 2003

Pee-mail

what your dog is checking when it sniff's for other dog's recent urination; then returns the pee-mail

"honey, im waiting for ripley to check her Pee-mail; we'll catch up"

by xynth3a November 28, 2009

trick mail

(n.) Alternate e-mail address established specifically to chat, hook up online or cruise porn sites. Used particularly in gay circles to trick for casual sex online.

Not the e-mail address you would give your parents to contact you. Usually somewhat descriptive, depending on how skanky/quick/successful you want to be, unless you're looking for a LTR.

Examples might be 'thick8top42nite@~~~'; safemsclbtm4anyandall@~~~'; or 63yoxianskssoulmate@~~~'

by rickster_dc May 1, 2005

Royal Mail

A group of scammers/fraudsters whose duty it is to steal from the normal working-class public, and fail to reach their delivery times/dates. They are sometimes dubbed the 'Royal FAIL/Royal Snail' due to their lack of care and accuracy in the matter. They appear to be getting worse by the day, it's highly recommended that you don't put your trust and faith into them, as they'll grind you to the ground.

Sue: Hey! Did you get my birthdy card?
Bob: No, what birthday card!?
Sue: Well I sent it out with the Royal Mail 5 days ago...
Bob: No, sorry.

by CroydonBoy January 4, 2008

pocket mail

When someone accidentally calls you while their phone is their pocket, usually resulting in a voicemail clusterfuck of muffled clamor. It may go on for hours, and wastes at least one minute of your day before you realize you just recieved some pocket mail.

That fucktard Steve Dave just left me another piece of pocket mail and I swear I could hear his dick this time.

by terribly talmage February 21, 2008

chain mail

a type of text to trick people, you must be really gulible to believe it.

ex:
Joe- if you send this to 666 people in the next 69 minutes youll have the best day of your life, if you dont you will burn and disenegrate. my friend didnt do it and hasnt been seen in years.
Bob- fuck igotta do this chain mail i dont wanna be burnt

by isabellaisahoe January 25, 2017