stale mail

Email that's so old that by the time you get to it, you might as well just delete it rather than reply.

Steve-O: I got email from Sam looking for that set list.

Spunky: You send it to him?

Steve-O: Naw, by the time I got through the rest of my inbox, he got it from someone else. My inbox is full of stale mail like that.

by AgentMike April 29, 2009

potty mail

Smart phone emails sent while on the toilet. Not to be confused with "pot-email," which is email sent while in Washington state.

Fern: I just got your email, but I also just saw you come out of the john.
Jones: I had the time and inclination - I sent you a potty mail.

by bob beeflips October 4, 2012

the e-mail

How old people refer to e-mail. Similar to internets.

young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?

by ESlatt February 8, 2007

house in the mail

A big ass rip from a bong, or other smoking device. Made popular by cypress hill. Gets you really high.

Man that hit just delivered a house in the mail.

by jkatticus May 3, 2008

O-Mail

Unsolicited and unwelcome e-mail received from and authored by or on behalf of a governmental body, entity or branch that is directly intended to promote a political goal, policy or agenda of such body, entity or branch.

"Did you receive any O-Mail from the White House yet?"

"Not so far; my e-mail address probably isn't on their list yet."

by B from B August 14, 2009

Dirty maile

Someone who is little but likes to fight grown ass men

Oo did you see that dirty maile take his ass out

by Lexone June 4, 2020

E-Mail

Something people forgot to use because of fucking social media.

Bob: Hey do you have a facebook? Cause I have some pictures of my job that I want to show you.
Me: Fuck facebook! just E-Mail me if you want to show me something.

by Guitarist321 December 16, 2015