Magnet

A motherfucking miracle. Nobody knows how they work.

"Fucking Magnets- How do THEY work?"- Shaggy 2 Dope

by Hank McDizzleson September 11, 2010

Fist magnet

an annoying person in a pub

by jeska September 7, 2003

Bipolar Magnetic Reversal Theory

When you reverse bipolar and it is magnetic and it is also a theory.

I study the Bipolar Magnetic Reversal Theory.

by bilkywaygalaxy January 31, 2017

pussy magnet

Any sensory stimulus that attracts a pussycat.

Whenever she hears the sound of the can-opener opening a can, our pussycat comes running to the kitchen. Yes, it's a real pussy magnet!

by Mr. Grey Crow March 10, 2017

assclown magnet

A person who by bad judgement or misfortune is terminally surounded by assclowns.

Damn I must be some kind of assclown magnet. I got Chris sitting on one sid and shane on the other. I must have really done something bad in a preivous life

by Some Dude August 27, 2004

gay magnet

A person who attracts a lot of homosexuals and/or gets hit on by a lot of homosexuals.

Rob is such a gay magnet I can't even take him with me to Los Angeles.

by Kaiine Joshua Sims January 1, 2008

Chick Magnet

A person or object which attracts the ladies.

All the ladies want to pet my monkey, Oliver Clothesoff, everytime I take him to the park; Oliver is a Chick Magnet.

by T Boone July 20, 2006