misty green

A $20 dirty white w**** from lacoochee Florida she's well known from Dade City all the way to Webster Florida watch out ladies cuz if your man brings this one home you might be missing all your Victorious Secret bras and your Nike shoes mascara and Foundation. when your done with her and give her a ride home her man will be scoping out your house. And don't worry man if you ain't got a $20 its okay just make sure you have a nice piece of ice. She's down for that too just make sure you have a piece of glass or a shot that she can put that ice in to use.
A white girl that works for money misty Green
by honest faithful women September 4, 2023
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misty bone

Getting a blow jop while she vapes.
Bro she gave me a misty bone
by MrSquiy September 30, 2017
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A misty

Isa girl who will be the fallback girl and mistake it for being someone special. A misty believes in the end she will be what a man wants and will remain a constant presence in a guys world even if he is with somebody else. Even tho shes always temporary, she believes she will one day be permanent in a guys life. Shes not above lying and manipulating to make sure that her place and her foot stays firmly in the door of this person. A misty tends to get very fat and will invent physical ailments to get sympathy and back in good graces with whom she seeks the pity from. A misty is nothing to believe in or trust. Shes very believable and can cry on cue to become more convincing. A misty can turn any guy against his girl by making him believe shes not faithful if the girl has her figured out and poses a threat in being exposed for who she really is
There is a Misty at work around here but she is only temporary.
That new girl is a Misty and i didnt give her enough credit.

A lingering Misty becomes a musty problem that needs to be addressed.
by KantTrustThisKind July 20, 2021
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Misty

Misty is one of the greatest girls you’ll ever know, she’s kind, caring and beautiful.

She always makes you smile even when times are tough and she is the ultimate friend, girlfriend or wife.

Misty will cook you food and eat half of it before you can say anything but that’s ok because she’s Misty, she will bring you choccy milk when you’re sad just to cheer you up.

Misty loves cheese so beware, any unprotected cheese will be consumed within moments.
Hey, have you seen Misty?

No, she’s probably eating cheese or helping a homeless person.
by Spyro390 September 23, 2022
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Misty

a word used to say when something is gone, disappeared or dead
by Tomas likes Lana September 9, 2022
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Misty

When you cut the fool, and immediately get called out for it and blocked.
Don't make up a string of lies trying to get the girl outta your league, or you'll find yourself getting misty'd.
by Spicyslick February 19, 2023
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Misty Blu

Misty Blu is a girl who is very fragile on the inside but the toughest thing on the outside.
She is such a Misty Blu
by Country.GirlXP November 6, 2016
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