Mike 

Mike Is Fly & Stay With Money But Mike Will Never Fi Up Its Hard Getting Him To Fi Up & Mike Also Let His Girl Run His Relationship Also Mike Breath Smell Like Home Grown Shit

"one day I was having a conversation when mike walk up i Smell straight shit "

Mike by 45john March 14, 2017

Mike 

Doesn't give a shit on Lily.
He will appear with his girlfriend, still knowing you have a crush on him.
He will talk about his girlfriend in a work meeting to bring you down.

He will pretend to have no feelings when he is an ocean of emotions.
He will turn into fire and cool down and then burn up again in matter of seconds.
He doesn't really care about her...

Mike give it all or don't give anything to Lily.

Don't play like this with her.

Mike by Ayuryari November 30, 2021

mike 

a total acid freak. doesn't ask a girl out until she literally hands him a condom. sucks at halo. superior music taste. imma marry him.

Man, I heard Mike was a total acid freak.

Yeah, he can go an hour without doin' a thing.

mike by toy truck September 26, 2010

Mike 

usually a smaller guy, whom is known to suck alot of penis.he loves to share a yellow cock with his mother from this feller named Chien. Complains about working, but does not do anything, then tells everybody hes the only one who does anything. Known as a Mike Gronkowski, gets fairly mad when called an angry elf, then swings his dwarf arms at you. Action taken to hold the top of his head and let him get tired untill you rock him in your arms to fall asleep. He is a small douch bag in short who is a know it all jag off.

That fellow sitting on the chair at work not doing anything is being a real mike.

Mike by Chien lee phong September 15, 2016

Mike 

A really passionate and awesome dude, if he wants you, then then you are the special girl of the universe, he is down right honest and loyal. But his face can be ugly

Ooh I like Mike, even though he's ugly I like his style

Mike by Carlie definition, writer April 2, 2017

Mike 

A man who sucks at racing and thinks he gets girls but really gets fat bitches. He likes to send things that his buddies don’t want to see.

Mike told me about this ugly girl he got with them said “I need to shaved my pubes” (with a Snapchat )

Mike by _your_daddy_ July 18, 2019

Mike 

Somebody who is generally bad news.

Mike might be coming over later. Lock up the silverware.

Mike by omikes April 3, 2020