Bio-mess

An euphemism for diarrhea-shitting through your sweat pants while driving a rental car.

Yo, Enterprise is gonna be pissed. You know that Toyota Yaris I rented to drive to the anime and furry convention? Bro, I straight up left a bio-mess in that B. Not sure if I should tell them and risk being charged a shart fee or just clean it up as best I can and hope they don't notice the smell.

by BellicoseStampCollector April 28, 2021

Pint of Mess

Someone who is such a mess in terms of appearance or personality that you feel the need to quantify their level of disgrace.

Can also be used to describe obese, disabled or physically scarred persons.

Rab: Did you see Michael last night?

Al: Yeah he looked like a disgrace.

Rab: Yep yep. One might say he was a Pint of Mess last night.

by ApeHandRab July 7, 2008

big hot tranny mess

A phrase used to describe someone who has done nothing wrong.

Phillippe to Lyle: "You're a Big hot tranny mess"

Lyle smiles.

by GypsySCUM March 30, 2014

Stress over a mess

Having feelings for an ex-gf/bf who wasn't worth it

Chris: Joseph just broke up with his girl and hasn't eaten in days, I don't

want him to stress over a mess

by KeviNasty August 8, 2016

Fat Mess

When someone is completely wasted and are acting in an embarrassing manner and no one likes to be around them. They usually appear unattractive to everyone else except themselves and usually think they are really talented dancers. They are also prone to barfing. A fat mess is NOT a hot mess OR a tranny mess OR a hot tranny mess but they think they are.

"Michael-Ryan was a giant fat mess last night after he drank way too much before 9pm...then he thought he was a really good dancer and got kicked out of the bar cause he really wasnt"

by hansies April 1, 2009

Hot Mess Walkin'

A warning cry in which people are alerted of an incoming Hot Mess. This is intended to afford people the opportunity to avert their eyes, turn the other cheek, or leave the room to avoid said Hot Mess.

"Oh shit here comes that broad Marla... HOT MESS WALKIN'!!!!!"

by Bob (Bitch Tits) February 14, 2009

sexy mess

A hot, beautiful, but intoxicated woman. Alternatively, a hot woman with stress, social issues, or mental problems.

"Look at that sexy mess. Too bad she can't walk."

by Lars Lentz June 11, 2006