your sister a mister

only used as a last resort once your homeboy hits you with to many no u this cannot be countered until we find the holy trinity

carl: your mom gay

me:daddy tranny

carl:no u
me:your sister a mister

carl ;evaporates

by tg68tr578 March 14, 2018

Misteresque

1. :noun: A male counterpart of mistress
2. :noun: The male lover of a married person
(Mist-er-e-ss-ck)

Person1: dude! I think joe’s wife has a misteresque! I saw another guy leave their house at like 1 this morning.

Person2: nah,dude; that’s just joe’s misteresque.

by Universesofa January 14, 2019

Moister than an Oyster

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.

Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"

by TwistedTaffy July 15, 2017

Mister-Oscar-Shaped

An adjective to describe something shaped like or in the form of Mr. Oscar. (World Famous Spanish Sub, Killer of gods, Chef, and body builder.)

Wow, look at that wall! The hole is Mister-Oscar-Shaped!

by SmashYourMouth October 22, 2018

Your Sister is a Mister

The ultimate comeback that were Steven Hawking’s final blessings to us before his passing.

Steven: Your sister is a mister... *final breath*

Man: What an OG that man was

by The Kluxinator March 15, 2018

mister miyagi

Badass lunatic life teacher for Whinelelson in the first 3 karate kid movies. Not only was he untouchable in a fighting (save one Chozen cheapshot in karate kid 2), he was able to put up with Whinelelson's constant crying and moaning through 3 feature length motion pictures.

The other night mister miyagi put me in an arm bar while he made passionate love to my wife and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

by Efaglef July 5, 2008

mister man

A name that you use , referring to a Male, when trying to have authority or be flirtatious.

"Hey Mister Man where do you think you're going?"

by Mayam November 16, 2006