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Pillow top mattress life

A lifestyle of ease and simplicity where one lives without worry or concern. In most cases this lifestyle was inhierted and undeserved.
That fool be livin that pillow top mattress life and he's never worked a damn day.
by Mr. Grindle October 26, 2018
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Wrap the mattress

When you wrap your code with copy paste from stack overflow or another code base
I was running late for release, so I had to wrap the mattress from stack overflow and released on time.
by brooklynking1995 May 3, 2021
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Latino Man’s Mattress

typically a gay white man who exclusively seeks out Hispanic men who are preferably immigrants and speak little to only passible English for sex and dating.

They tend to be older but younger ones have sprung up since Maluma. A common attribute of these low lives is they make an effort to learn enough Spanish to get laid and make an effort to sound like they have a Hispanic accent but really they just sound desperate for Latino cock.
“Kevin goes down south for sex, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress

“John has been fucked by every top at the Latino bar, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress
by Gabriel Mason March 2, 2023
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Saint Mattress

The "congregation" that people belong to who are too tired, lazy, or burned out on organized religion to attend a real church: they sleep in on Sundays.
Nosy co-worker: "So, what church do you attend?"

Actual worker: "Saint Mattress (aka: St. Mattress). I sleep in on Sundays."
by K2kate May 2, 2010
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burn a mattress

What one does in East Tennessee when a beloved football coach leaves for a better job at another school. It is an
expression of grief and is done to relieve frustration and anger. The custom is thought to have originated during the American Civil War when citizens would burn the mattresses of

departing soldiers to free the mattresses from lice.
Lane Kiffin's done gone to California. I'm so mad I'm gonna go out here in front of my trailer and burn a mattress!
by Elmoe1 February 1, 2010
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St. Mattress by the Springs

Your bed on Sunday morning. Where you mattress worship.

The "Name" of the church you say you attend on Sunday morning, when the truth is that you are just sleeping in.

What you say to "friends" that want you to attend church with them and you don't want to hurt their feelings - "I attend St. Mattress by the Springs".
Bob: Hey-Wanna go to church with me? You do attend somewhere don't you?

Thom: Sorry, can't go with you, I attend St. Mattress by the Springs, but thanks anyway.
by BeezerKR May 2, 2010
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rat mattress

A feminine hygeine pad. Bloody, or not. (Hey, rats sleep gotta sleep comfortably too.)
Let's shame this drunken man and stick a rat mattress to his forhead since he passed out!
by jeepzilla December 12, 2003
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