A euphemism for the sex services provided at a rub and tug massage parlour. Often used to deceive people who are not in the know, like your stupid fat bitchy boss.
Sorry, Boss, I'd love to come to that meeting but I gotta leave work early for a massage therapy appointment.
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One time at work, I went to the bathroom to take a shit, when I slipped on a puddle by the sink... I crashed head-first into the Bloodmouse Mass-Grave and caused the contents to spill over me.... I looked like "Swamp-Thing", if he'd been painted dark-red. To make matters worse, I was persued by bears all the way home...
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Essentially same as the handjob.
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Also known as "The Park" by those in the Massapequa area, it is known for its well-kept homes, various amenities and large population of mid-to-upper middle class families.
From the tree-lined streets to the well-kept homes to the plethora of fine dining, waterfront homes, private beaches and shopping available, it is truly one of the nicest areas to live on Long Island. Massapequa Park has some of the best Schools in the entire country. Two of the Elementary schools are in the top 1% bracket in the entire state of NY:
Birch Lane & East Lake Elementary.
Other prestigious blue-ribbon quality schools in the Massapequa Union Free School District #23 include:
Fairfield
Lockhart
Mckenna
Unqua
Berner Middle School
Ames
Massapequa High School
These schools excel athletically and academically. Massapequa SD is known as the powerhouse district on LI when it comes to all sports. And equally excels Academically.
2011 population for the Village is 17,300 with 5,762 households, and 4,932 families residing in the Village. The median income for a household in the CDP was $107,181, and the median income for a family was $116,266. Males had a median income of $77,859 versus $57,016 for females.
Also known as "The Park" by those in the Massapequa area, it is known for its well-kept homes, various amenities and large population of mid-to-upper middle class families.
From the tree-lined streets to the well-kept homes to the plethora of fine dining, waterfront homes, private beaches and shopping available, it is truly one of the nicest areas to live on Long Island. Massapequa Park has some of the best Schools in the entire country. Two of the Elementary schools are in the top 1% bracket in the entire state of NY:
Birch Lane & East Lake Elementary.
Other prestigious blue-ribbon quality schools in the Massapequa Union Free School District #23 include:
Fairfield
Lockhart
Mckenna
Unqua
Berner Middle School
Ames
Massapequa High School
These schools excel athletically and academically. Massapequa SD is known as the powerhouse district on LI when it comes to all sports. And equally excels Academically.
2011 population for the Village is 17,300 with 5,762 households, and 4,932 families residing in the Village. The median income for a household in the CDP was $107,181, and the median income for a family was $116,266. Males had a median income of $77,859 versus $57,016 for females.
Massapequa Park is the crown jewel of the Long Island Riviera.
Best place to live on Long Island=Massapequa Park.
Farmingdale will never be like Massapequa, get over it.
Best place to live on Long Island=Massapequa Park.
Farmingdale will never be like Massapequa, get over it.
by rivvv January 17, 2011
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Massachusetts College of Art, or "MassArt", is surrounded by a number of other colleges and scary homeless men who wander in and out of Mission Hill.
Common activities include:
Wondering when the Wentworth Bros are going to stop going to the gym, playing xbox, or wearing polos. Bragging over the fact that your dorm includes three bedrooms, a bathroom, kitchen, living room and enough food to last you for days- unless you live in smith and actually leave your dorm to visit the outside world. Sleeping through Introduction to Western Art History lectures until the sound of a jim bean bottle clashing on the cement floor and the teacher screaming obscenities about sexual conquests wakes you up. Knowing that you can get from one end of campus to the other without going outside. Seeing the entire school burn things at the annual "Iron Pour". Getting pissed at your friends at regular universities because they complain about their two hours classes- in comparison to your six hour studios.
How to spot someone who attends MassArt:
A Massarter will ussually be spotted anytime between 11am and 3 am wondering the streets in there skinny jeans, Dr.Marten books while holding a cigarette in one hand and a coffee cup in the other. Other qualities include: thick rimmed classes,wearing tights as pants or having one or more parts of their hair shaved, died or dreaded.
Massachusetts College of Art, or "MassArt", is surrounded by a number of other colleges and scary homeless men who wander in and out of Mission Hill.
Common activities include:
Wondering when the Wentworth Bros are going to stop going to the gym, playing xbox, or wearing polos. Bragging over the fact that your dorm includes three bedrooms, a bathroom, kitchen, living room and enough food to last you for days- unless you live in smith and actually leave your dorm to visit the outside world. Sleeping through Introduction to Western Art History lectures until the sound of a jim bean bottle clashing on the cement floor and the teacher screaming obscenities about sexual conquests wakes you up. Knowing that you can get from one end of campus to the other without going outside. Seeing the entire school burn things at the annual "Iron Pour". Getting pissed at your friends at regular universities because they complain about their two hours classes- in comparison to your six hour studios.
How to spot someone who attends MassArt:
A Massarter will ussually be spotted anytime between 11am and 3 am wondering the streets in there skinny jeans, Dr.Marten books while holding a cigarette in one hand and a coffee cup in the other. Other qualities include: thick rimmed classes,wearing tights as pants or having one or more parts of their hair shaved, died or dreaded.
by imanArt Student April 13, 2010
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Get the Bowling Green Massacre mug.Oh hey look at keith again he's mass posting the same youtube video on everyone's wall
that video has been blowing up my news feed because keith has a problem where he cant stop mass posting that video.
that video has been blowing up my news feed because keith has a problem where he cant stop mass posting that video.
by dono mono January 25, 2011
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