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Maggie

Maggie is a sweet girl who is always there for you. Maggie is the kind of girl who will basically go into battle with you. She’s not going to leave you hanging, and vise versa. Maggie’s need a friend to depend on, whether it’s boy troubles or stuff at home. She gets hurt easily, even if she doesn’t show it. If you have a Maggie as a best friend, consider yourself lucky💕
I need to call Maggie, she’s always there for me
by Rainy daze December 5, 2019
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Maggie (Margaret)

Beware, Maggie is a thief!

She will quickly steal your heart and captivate your mind!
Maggie is the perfect connectome.

Rumour has it she is a robot sent from a future existence to better humanity.

Watch out, her crystal blue eyes will pierce your soul, and you will be forever mesmerized by her insatiable appetite for life and her incredible wit.

When you're around Maggie, you're dopamine levels instantly rise, and you may, in fact, jizz in your pants.

Maggie has a heart that is soft and as pure as silk, her charm is endless, and her aurora makes the Northern Lights look like a set of cheap Christmas lights bought from the dollar store.

If you ever get to meet Maggie, be thankful and gracious, for her beauty and grace is something that only exists in fairy tales.

You'll be forever richer for meeting Maggie. Not only will she lighten up your world in a way that you could have never imagined, but she will also change you in a way that transcends you to a place where only angels dream of living.

If you're lucky enough, embrace every part of her majestic being because she is the world and everything in it,

And which is more, you'll find true love when you thought there was none.
Person 1: Who was that?

Person 2: That was Maggie (Margaret)!
Person 1: WOW! I think I just Jizzed in my pants.
Person 2: I know, She is fucking awesome!
by SansoDemicLivesForever December 4, 2021
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Maggie hunt

The act of hunting for a special species known as Maggie. The Maggie can be found in a school environment and sometimes he leaves a trail of coffee behind him.
Girl: "Hey, do you wanna go and Maggie Hunt this afternoon?"
Guy: "Yes of course! I think I saw some coffee spilt on the floor a second ago."
by eric4live March 3, 2022
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maggie w

a hideous rat who has joint problems
by carrotcake98 March 21, 2023
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Slushy Maggie

The act of ejaculating into the anus of a partner and then popping an Ectasy tablet in for good measure.
''Jimmy said he was going to give Lucy a slushy maggie next time they have sex''

''Nick gave me a slushy maggie last night, I came up within seconds''
by slushymaggie September 14, 2013
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Moist Maggie

Sticking a pre-moistened finger in someone’s nose.

Like a wet Willy
Bob moved in to give Bill a Wet Willy but he called an audible and went for the Moist Maggie.
by Xavierlives June 12, 2018
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muggie

The coolest people in the world. Totally straighedge 4 lyfe. Love clorox wipes and food. Go Camp Betsey Cox!
Wow, those muggies are so cool. Why can't I be cool like them?
by Nora & Justine October 10, 2004
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