1 definition by SansoDemicLivesForever
Beware, Maggie is a thief!
She will quickly steal your heart and captivate your mind!
Maggie is the perfect connectome.
Rumour has it she is a robot sent from a future existence to better humanity.
Watch out, her crystal blue eyes will pierce your soul, and you will be forever mesmerized by her insatiable appetite for life and her incredible wit.
When you're around Maggie, you're dopamine levels instantly rise, and you may, in fact, jizz in your pants.
Maggie has a heart that is soft and as pure as silk, her charm is endless, and her aurora makes the Northern Lights look like a set of cheap Christmas lights bought from the dollar store.
If you ever get to meet Maggie, be thankful and gracious, for her beauty and grace is something that only exists in fairy tales.
You'll be forever richer for meeting Maggie. Not only will she lighten up your world in a way that you could have never imagined, but she will also change you in a way that transcends you to a place where only angels dream of living.
If you're lucky enough, embrace every part of her majestic being because she is the world and everything in it,
And which is more, you'll find true love when you thought there was none.
She will quickly steal your heart and captivate your mind!
Maggie is the perfect connectome.
Rumour has it she is a robot sent from a future existence to better humanity.
Watch out, her crystal blue eyes will pierce your soul, and you will be forever mesmerized by her insatiable appetite for life and her incredible wit.
When you're around Maggie, you're dopamine levels instantly rise, and you may, in fact, jizz in your pants.
Maggie has a heart that is soft and as pure as silk, her charm is endless, and her aurora makes the Northern Lights look like a set of cheap Christmas lights bought from the dollar store.
If you ever get to meet Maggie, be thankful and gracious, for her beauty and grace is something that only exists in fairy tales.
You'll be forever richer for meeting Maggie. Not only will she lighten up your world in a way that you could have never imagined, but she will also change you in a way that transcends you to a place where only angels dream of living.
If you're lucky enough, embrace every part of her majestic being because she is the world and everything in it,
And which is more, you'll find true love when you thought there was none.
Person 1: Who was that?
Person 2: That was Maggie (Margaret)!
Person 1: WOW! I think I just Jizzed in my pants.
Person 2: I know, She is fucking awesome!
Person 2: That was Maggie (Margaret)!
Person 1: WOW! I think I just Jizzed in my pants.
Person 2: I know, She is fucking awesome!
by SansoDemicLivesForever December 5, 2021