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The act of smothering the face of a sexual partner with the scrotum.
"I did an Arabian Blindfold on her, actually, it was a Muggis, it was too clumsy to be an Arabian Blindfold."
Muggis by Yak Daddy March 12, 2012
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When an inmate smiles for a mugshot like it's a selfie destined for instagram.
Meredith usually smiles in her muggies because she's been arrested about seven times and she knows it's the first thing that shows up when you do a Google image search on her so they better look good.
Muggie by Septmama April 19, 2018

Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins 

1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.

2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.

3) An inferior toy-maker.
Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley are muggles
muggles by Anonymous November 26, 2002

cotton headed ninny muggins 

One who thinks he is humorous and/or lacks brain capacity; a doofus
Notice how the two previous posters before me are, themselves, cotton headed ninny muggins's?
English for several (or more) cats
"Those moggies are round the dustbins again"
moggies by Norman July 24, 2004