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Ghost-listening

Also, pseudo-listening.
When you're talking to someone and you really just want them to finish, either to say something yourself or to get away from them, so you don't really listen, but "as the person is talking, your audible memory catches everything and some of it probably slips through, but your conscious mind dismisses it like a ghost."
A: "And then he goes to-"
B: "Yup"
A: "... his car and then-"
B: "Uh-huh"
A: "Are you ghost-listening me?"
B: "Huh"
A: "..."
B: "interesting"
by somerandoCigarGuy April 20, 2020
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Listerine Spitter

The act of puttin a tiny amount of listerine into your spitter to eliminate the old spitter stank
*pulls out yesterdays vitamin water spitter* "yo don my spitter smells like the time i gave that homeless man a rimjob"
"oh man cip, just empty it out and throw some listerine in there,i call it the Listerine Spitter.. or the LS for short, smells like heaven for days :) "

to our skoal brothers.. enjoy:) -pattented cip and donaldson of basking ridge
by Cip and Donaldson October 16, 2008
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listening juice

Alcoholic beverage, usually beer but not limited to it. Phrase usually used in context with uncomfortable situations, which require a lot of talking about feelings and such.
If we're going to talk about our relationship, I need my listening juice
by black boned August 3, 2010
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listerally

A word essentially meaning "really" clean. A clever cross between the words literally and the mouthwash brand Listerine.
Dude I just took like five showers... listerally...
by i.skim.by January 3, 2011
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Listexting

Listening while a friend is venting in Text
Thanks for listexting!
No problem I'm always here to listen.
by Glesga girl June 15, 2011
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listed peek

unreactable peek
SHEESH that kid just listed peek'd
by cringefucker June 3, 2021
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listening to folklore

A: I'm listening to folklore rn.
B: Girl, who hurt you that bad?
by iamrv June 6, 2021
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