Ding-a-ling

The big black thing between your legs nigga, white people don't got them, they got pee-pees.

Leroy got the biggest ding-a-ling in my hood.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Half Ling

A person who is 1/2 asian and 1/2 white

Fred's mom is white and his dad is asian, which makes him a half ling

by nrjforever March 4, 2010

ding a ling

Someone who is scatterbrained and/or eccentric.

Someone who is conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual. Weird

Someone with an unusual or odd personality.

An outcast or a freak are also synonyms.

That weird rabbit Mr. Whiskers is such a ding a ling, he is so weird and freaky and he should stop smelling his feet and collecting his belly button lint. Uggggggh!

by neosmurfay February 11, 2005

Ling Ming'D

When an asian girl gives you a blowjob after a massage.

Dude, that maseuse Ling Ming'D me after my massage

by Papi Chulo Platano November 26, 2007

ding a ling

a girl's pony tail

Guy: your ding a ling is really soft!
Girl: thanks i stroke it all the time

by tequisha2009forever April 13, 2009

Yuezheng Ling

The best girl on the planet. She’s smart, kind, and has a sense of humor that will make anybody laugh. She can make anyone fall in love with her.

“Yuezheng Ling is so cool! I can’t wait to meet her”

by luo tianyi November 27, 2021

carson ling

Carson Ling is dumb as rocks and likes to be a dickhead to everybody, but can’t take any sort of insult or criticism or else he’ll cry. Carson Ling is also probably one of the biggest homos you’ll ever meet.

Guy 1 - You wanna hang out with Carson ling later

Guy 2 - Nah fuck that nigga Carson Ling is always trying to hit on me and is a big bitch

by DopeAssNigga635 August 29, 2020