limberoni

someone who gives themself oral sex.

Rob practices the art of limberoni everyday after school.

by Ruthie Slaven January 6, 2003

lumberjack

The man who sings

I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.

I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

careless lumberjack

When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.

I was expecting to drop a log cabin, not get bludgeoned by a careless lumberjack.

by ryan_anarchon October 1, 2008

Lambera

An unbelievably stupid question.

"What's this star next to my name?"
"Why, that's the North Lambera of course! Sailors use it to find their way home!" What a Lambera!

by the banana July 23, 2004

lemerle

A girl who is extremely cute, yet frigid. This results in isolation from others.

John: She's cute! What's her name?
Michael: Doesn't matter - she's a lemerle.
John: Shit!!

by michaelx_ondeathrow August 16, 2010

lumber crotch

a whore, because she always has wood in her.

what a whore.
yeah, she's a lumber crotch.

by prettypinkprincess<3 March 14, 2011

Lumberjack Hoe Slap

When someone from the Lumberjack community is the victim of some hoe's wrong doing, pours maple syrup in their hand, calls her a douche bag, and double slaps that hoe with their pimp hand dripping with syrup.

Bitch had a nic fit so I gave her the Lumberjack Hoe Slap.

by lumjackin112 May 6, 2011