Left on read

When someone doesn't text you back in a appropriate amount of time but will still post shit on social media. He's not into you

Damn i texted brian 5 hours ago but he updated his insta story.......

Friend: you've been left on read homie move on

by ReallyTho? October 28, 2018

Suck my left nut

Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one

Hey suck my left nut

by Left nut November 19, 2017

left on read

When someone reads someone's text, but does not reply.

Kayla: Have you talked to Brittany?
Pam: Yeah, 5 minutes ago.
Kayla: Wow. I was left on read by her an hour ago.

by DefinitionDefiner101 October 7, 2016

Lick my left one

An alternative to Bite my banger. Giving an individual the choice of which testicle to lick.

Friend 1 - Hey, I heard you copped off with a right minger the other night?

Friend 2 - Why don't you Lick my left one?

by blurtworth January 5, 2011

left on unread

When someone reads the message from their notifications, but doesn't open it. This may be due to:
1. They're busy.
2. They pretend to like you but aren't interested enough to listen to your problems.

This leads to people with people constantly checking their messages to see if that person even checked their message. The longer the message remains unchecked, the longer your anxiety grows.

Jack: So you up for me coming to your place this weekend.
Sam: Yeah, what time?
Jack: Is 5 PM good?

*Message left on unread for 10 hours*

*Jack starts checking his messages every few minutes, his faith in his so called friend dwindling every second.*

by xXPU55Y_REKTER_9000Xx May 13, 2018

there's nothing left for me in this world

An expression of hopelessness. Anyone who says this and means it may be contemplating suicide.

"The last of my family died yesterday, I have no friends and I just lost my job, there's nothing left for me in this world"

by KaiMeg September 14, 2013

Left Hand Suzuki Method

1. An underrated song by the Gorillaz from the album G-Sides.

2. A method of learning to play a song on any instrument by smoking a hell of alot of herb, listening to the song, and attempting to play along.

Ex. 1. Dude I listened to Left Hand Suzuki Method by the Gorillaz last night and took a hit right during the bong hit in the intro, it was pretty fucking exciting.
Ex. 2. I got so tronned last night and picked out comfortably numb on my guitar; the left hand suzuki method works.

by donroccoddr December 27, 2011