Learned the clarinet at school

Euphimism for "I give great blowjobs" or “I give a fantastic blowjob”

Sarah: "Any special skills?"
John: "Learned the clarinet at school."

by justicecupcakes November 4, 2012

Learned the clarinet at school

Colloquial term for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

"I'm John Watson, and I learned the clarinet at school. *wink*"

by learnedtheclarinetinschool November 3, 2012

That'll learn ya

Norfolk slang for 'that will teach you'.

Yo, I caught V.D from your mom.

That'll learn ya!

by beardy6991 April 9, 2008

bumbai you learn

to learn later on

eh brah, bumbai you learn

by abcDEFG October 29, 2003

Self-Directed Learning

A phenomenon in which you ask yourself why the fuck you just paid $2000 to hear a professor tell you to watch a YouTube video.

Teacher: “all right class, the next hour will be focused on self-directed learning! Here’s the homework, go ahead and self-direct yourself how to do it!”
Student: “...lazy-ass bitch...”

by Pacific Liberator May 14, 2020

Lunch & Learn Bandit

Someone who comes to lunch & learn meetings without talking to the vendor and with only the intention of getting food.

The Lunch & Learn Bandit strikes again!

by Mr. SWW August 21, 2023

quick to learn

adjective for someone who is a sharp & competent student of "life skills"

I have tauth hadasa how to "deep throat" in two tries, she is quick to learn

by adir mekleshoss September 5, 2013