by LEAP HAMILTON November 25, 2021
Get the Leap Hamiltonmug. A French colloquialism used to describe a woman's vagina(or the woman herself) that smells as if a mortally wounded bum crawled inside of it 23 days ago and died, creating a stench powerful enough to cause a man to leap from a 14th floor window.
I got drunk a Loreilei's this weekend and woke up next to a leap hole. I puked in my boots, put them on, and leaped out of the window. Luckily, her husband's Ford Ranger broke my fall.
by ZachE June 30, 2016
Get the leap holemug. by Settling April 24, 2021
Get the Brain Leapmug. Where you trustingly "jump someone's bones" merely on his/her verbal assurance that he/she has taken sufficient precautions against pregnancy or other unwanted "after-effects" of said bouncy-bouncy.
Just because an approaching-middle-age hottie has been "doing it bareback without result" ever since she was a teenager is absolutely zero true guarantee that she will not unexpectedly begin ovulating --- that is definitely one "leap of faith" that you may want to think very carefully before taking! Wearing protection is still the safest/surest non-surgical/medicinal way of proceeding if you don't wanna hear da pitter-patter of little feet (and further burden the already-stretched-too-thin AFDC system)!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
Get the leap of faithmug. by 459395 February 17, 2022
Get the Cake leap surprisemug. When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).
daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.
by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010
Get the The Leaping Egyptianmug. by wolfe4321234 April 9, 2010
Get the leap kermitmug.