Midwest Layaway

When you take a dump on the floor in front of the layaway counter at Kmart.

Only two more Midwest Layaway deposits, and that VHS Box set of Full House Season 3 is totally mine.

by dinkle donkle September 18, 2011

Sussy Layla

Sussy layla - when someone is your little UwU baka kawaii kitten.

"Come to Senpai you sussy layla", Master Oni-Chan says huskily.

by YourMySussyLayla January 28, 2022

Karson and Laylah

They’re an adorable couple whose love for each other is infectious. They’re the kind of love you’d hear songs about and they balance each other so perfectly. Sometimes you can catch them for a bit, lost in each others eyes and that look that they give each other will last an eternity.

Person: Omg they’re so cute!
Other person: but are they Karson and Laylah?

by 13323 September 25, 2023

Dirty Layla

A short lady who reaks of marijuana and always likes to eat chips on the mic and loves jalapeño hot Cheetos

She’s a real dirty Layla

by StinkyCheetoMonkeyThe3rd April 17, 2020

lawja

a WEIRD person that falls asleep early every night=
a dork with way too many blankets

i know a lawja with a smellaphone

by hahahahehehaha March 21, 2008

Layage

Derives from the word "laid"

F: Dude! What happened on your date? Did you get laid?
R: Indeed I did, i just got some major layage.

by epitome23 July 11, 2009

Layla Betts

She is such an arrogant retard. She walks into walls that 'magically appear in front of her'

Person 1: Do you know Layla Betts
Person 2: Yeah she's such an arrogant spastic

by Such a retard December 17, 2019