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Cock Lasagna

A situation that sucks as bad as having to ingest a large amount of Lasagna with cock (penis) as the primary filler meat.
That mother fucker Ted didn't pay his bills again. Shit, guess I am going to have to eat cock lasagna again.
by jamesmay21 March 1, 2011
mugGet the Cock Lasagnamug.

Fresh lasagna

When you put your spaghetti noodle in somones booty hole and give ‘em your special cheese then you spread marinara sauce all over to lather up the cheeks then after that add the booty flakes as seasoning with the meat and boom fresh lasagna all over ya cheeks
Dude did you hear Jacob got fresh lasagna ??
by Cheffgayrpeepee April 8, 2022
mugGet the Fresh lasagnamug.

what the, lasagna

when shocked by precence of lasagna

what
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*enters a mysteriously lighted room and turns on a light that illuminates the delicious, hot but not toungue burning hot cheesy lasagna*
WHAT THE, LASAGNA, WHO DID THIS, this ain't a joke bro im on a ONE MEAL A DAY KETO™ challenge and its about to break as easily as it is to break an uncooked angel hair pasta!

*garfield comes in and gets shot but not before having a delicious only 1000 calorie serving of a hot but not tounge burning hot lasagna
by kgbhoneytits, what the lasagna October 21, 2018
mugGet the what the, lasagnamug.

Slippery Lasagna

slang term for when the vagina is wet and slippery.
Chad said to Brad “Yeah me and Jonny both ate that girls slippery lasagna last week.”
by laurbear May 29, 2020
mugGet the Slippery Lasagnamug.

Lasagna Butthole

The sexual act of fisting a lasagna into your asshole.
Why do you smell like tomato sauce?

My boyfriend gave me a lasagna butthole last night!
by Skeletor 1983 January 5, 2023
mugGet the Lasagna Buttholemug.

Fresh lasagna

Where you put ur pp on someone and give him ur special cheese sauce all over his booty cheeks and then spread the marinara all over for lube and then slap some ground meat and then put it all together and u get lasagna all over your booty cheeks
Yo bro did you hear Jacob got some fresh lasagna in him ????!!!!
by Cheffgayrpeepee April 8, 2022
mugGet the Fresh lasagnamug.

Sugar Lasagna

The name given to your main hoe when you run out of things to say between calling her "sugar" and a food product
"Hey, Sugar Lasagna, how's it goin?"
by Bazookabutt12 March 14, 2015
mugGet the Sugar Lasagnamug.

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