bye lance

Is basically the same as " Bye Felicia " , dismissing anyone who is irrelevant to You . Bye Lance is Normally Used For Men whereas Bye Felicia is Used For Women
Girl : You Trippen'
Boy : But You Still Chatting Tho Bye Felicia
Girl : BYE LANCE
by Lush Pure June 30, 2014
mugGet the bye lancemug.

ass lancing

by dwts25 December 7, 2006
mugGet the ass lancingmug.

Pulling a Lance

The act of doing something so umbelivably dickish that people can't believe someone would do it.
Guy 1: *has sex with his bestfriends girlfriend*
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME
by #Hipster May 15, 2017
mugGet the Pulling a Lancemug.

Lance Wackerle

The act of penetrating or attempting to penetrate the anal orifice of any living creature and occassionally inanimate objects such as toilet paper roll tubes or small dead children.
"Would you mind if I Lance Wackerle your ass, I'm feeling kinda sexy".
by Mr Zuchinnibrain February 21, 2012
mugGet the Lance Wackerlemug.

Lance Syndrome

When a person decides to tell a love interest that they like them and get rejected, they become so depressed that instead of gaining weight they lose it.
(In honor of this kid who lost so much weight because he got rejected).
Pino: hey, have you noticed that Juan has lost a lot of weight?

Eddy: Oh, you didn't know? he suffered from Lance Syndrome. Some chick rejected him.
by Eddykid February 24, 2009
mugGet the Lance Syndromemug.

Free Lancing

Bryan was free Lancing when he misspelled half the words in the email he sent his boss.
by The Real Bossman June 6, 2018
mugGet the Free Lancingmug.

Lance Huber

A fucking insecure retard who is not only a malignant brain tumor, but a whiney bitch who has no self control.
Person A- Nendhehuwhwownw
Person B- You okay?
Person A- Yeah, I just pulled a Lance Huber.
by Jason Swideo June 12, 2019
mugGet the Lance Hubermug.

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