Is basically the same as " Bye Felicia " , dismissing anyone who is irrelevant to You . Bye Lance is Normally Used For Men whereas Bye Felicia is Used For Women
by Lush Pure June 30, 2014

by dwts25 December 7, 2006

Guy 1: *has sex with his bestfriends girlfriend*
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME
by #Hipster May 15, 2017

The act of penetrating or attempting to penetrate the anal orifice of any living creature and occassionally inanimate objects such as toilet paper roll tubes or small dead children.
by Mr Zuchinnibrain February 21, 2012

When a person decides to tell a love interest that they like them and get rejected, they become so depressed that instead of gaining weight they lose it.
(In honor of this kid who lost so much weight because he got rejected).
(In honor of this kid who lost so much weight because he got rejected).
Pino: hey, have you noticed that Juan has lost a lot of weight?
Eddy: Oh, you didn't know? he suffered from Lance Syndrome. Some chick rejected him.
Eddy: Oh, you didn't know? he suffered from Lance Syndrome. Some chick rejected him.
by Eddykid February 24, 2009

by The Real Bossman June 6, 2018

A fucking insecure retard who is not only a malignant brain tumor, but a whiney bitch who has no self control.
by Jason Swideo June 12, 2019
