Mouth Laid

Getting laid but via the mouth (blowjob).

He was getting laid... Well, mouth laid...

by Yah-maybe June 28, 2019

fat tub of lard

Man named micheal and is usually super big like a tub of fat

Look at that fat tub of lard

by Hshdhebr October 1, 2017

fat lard

Some one fat, lazy and wierd. They have alot of lard and can be very fat. A diss to someone who is a fat lard, is a fat face.

You fat lard stop it!

by zak March 24, 2005

Skate Lair

Skate shop located in Enfield, CT. Owned by Erik Munday and it is the best. They only sell the stuff you should be buying.

Dude, I went to Skate Lair yesterday and bought a Traffic board.

by Fourthwith May 5, 2008

laid

To have sex.

I just got laid.

by Anonymous January 13, 2003

lardbutt

A very fat person with a big, jiggly butt.

-I don't wanna leave my food out.
-Why?
-Because lardbutt over there might eat it.

by Shawn B. March 28, 2003

lard bubbles

Boobs you get when you're on the heavy side.

Me: "That girl has a nice rack!"
James: "No..that's my 10 year old sister, she just has lard bubbles."

by drivedrivedriver May 5, 2009