local call

to urinate

"I'll only be a minute, it's just a local call".

Similar, "I'll be right back, gotta make a long distance call". (Poop)

by Doctah Jeff January 17, 2014

local sausage

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.

Those are some fine examples of local sausage.

by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017

local broker

A local broker or stock broker, insurance guy etc. typically works outside of NYC and major financial locations. They arrive at the office at around 9:30 and leave at 4. They show lackluster performance and are typically not real guys. Prob work at Edward Jones and are out of shape.

While your local broker is at the bowling alley drinking Pats Blue Ribbon, I'm trading futures on the Nikeii .

by RealGuy113 August 24, 2017

Local Thot Patrol

A special agency of the Thot Patrol that focuses it’s efforts upon one singular town or city. A majority of their affairs involve high school aged thots, although that can vary from place to place. This agencies job is to regulate harlotry locally in order to prevent nationwide catastrophe of thottery as well as protect the locals from small acts of thottery that usually go unnoticed by the larger divisions of Thot Patrol.

lHey, did you see bust at school last night?

Yea, I heard the Local Thot Patrol deadass caught a bunch of thots lackin😤💯
Ayye 🅱️ we gotta hop on that Patrol know what I’m sayin?

Hell yea no 🅱️hots allowed.

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018

Local send nudes day

May 15 is local send nudes day. Unlike the April 18th national send nudes day the local version is shared only amongst communities. This means your are not allowed to send nudes to people in other countries or states, but only amongst your friends and acquaintances

Guy 1: I heard its national send nudes day coming up
Guy 2: no, it's local send nudes day

by Un1mog June 4, 2018

local intelligenti

Local intelligenti are the people visibly hanging out in the neighborhood: people on their porches watching the street, gang of kids hanging out on the corner, etc

Took the wrong exit off the highway, asked the local intelligenti how to get back to 95.

by Patvl June 5, 2018

local crackheads gc

the local crackheads is both a twitter and imessage group chat consisting of dakota (_memeuslut), ag (memeuhoe) and kaitlin (scousejoshy). they are the most legendary trio ever and were formed during a drama in the commentary crew fandom. don’t mess with these alphas.

someone: have you heard of the local crackheads gc?
legend: yes of course, the alpha trio of twitter

someone: you know it!

by alphamalegrr August 5, 2019