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Ding-a-ling

The big black thing between your legs nigga, white people don't got them, they got pee-pees.
Leroy got the biggest ding-a-ling in my hood.
by Anonymous August 9, 2003
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Half Ling

A person who is 1/2 asian and 1/2 white
Fred's mom is white and his dad is asian, which makes him a half ling
by nrjforever March 4, 2010
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ding a ling

Someone who is scatterbrained and/or eccentric.

Someone who is conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual. Weird

Someone with an unusual or odd personality.

An outcast or a freak are also synonyms.
That weird rabbit Mr. Whiskers is such a ding a ling, he is so weird and freaky and he should stop smelling his feet and collecting his belly button lint. Uggggggh!
by neosmurfay February 11, 2005
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Ling Ming'D

When an asian girl gives you a blowjob after a massage.
Dude, that maseuse Ling Ming'D me after my massage
by Papi Chulo Platano November 26, 2007
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ding a ling

a girl's pony tail
Guy: your ding a ling is really soft!
Girl: thanks i stroke it all the time
by tequisha2009forever April 13, 2009
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wei ling

Wei Ling is a girl that knows what she is doing and loves to style,she knows when there's a bad feeling about people.Only her best friendcan control her,she can get into fights really easily.She's independentand respects people how they treat her.She may be a sweet tooth and pickybut sure is someone you won't regret meeting!
by Yana is true September 14, 2019
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Joke-ling

A person who uses simple (knock knock type) humor instead of creating their own jokes or sarcasm.
My wife is such a Joke-ling that she forgets the punchline of her knock knock humor!
by Major Thomas December 5, 2016
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