Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium by PalermoD April 13, 2008

like it was my job 

Engaging in an activity repeatedly and/or skillfully enough that its as if you were getting paid to do so. Particularly applies to non-work-related activities.

I drink like it was my job. Not to mention on the job.

like it was my job by asdf.what November 22, 2003

like deez 

Popularized by the Youtuber SOLLUMINATI, the phrase is used when defining something that occured or what you wouldblike to do to somebody

I was clapping her cheeks like deez

"I wanna pick you up like deez"

"Did this nigga leg just fly in the air like deez?"

like deez by XxRondo2rawxX November 13, 2017

Like Blackpool illuminations 

When you leave lots of lights switched on in your house and your Mum says its like blackpool illuminations. Particuarly those who come from the north of england will understand

Switch the lights off it's like blackpool illuminations in here!

Like Blackpool illuminations by FerrettBalloons October 5, 2016

Like a Bosh 

When someone or something desires the limelight only to wilt under the newfound pressure.

Like a Bosh, you thought it was gonna be awesome but you get it and it sucks, it doesn't do anything!
- The Basketball Jones

Like a Bosh by Imadogg November 20, 2010

Like-back 

When someone likes your photo, and you like theirs back just to be polite or as a thank you.

Crap, Jennifer like my profile picture, now I'll have to like-back hers so I won't seem rude.

Like-back by Lyricassa January 24, 2011

like you do

Used to illustrate the ridiculousness or absurdity of someone's actions.

"So, he punched a baby in the face, like you do, and now he's in jail."

like you do by B-Did June 17, 2010