Cock Lasagna

A situation that sucks as bad as having to ingest a large amount of Lasagna with cock (penis) as the primary filler meat.

That mother fucker Ted didn't pay his bills again. Shit, guess I am going to have to eat cock lasagna again.

by jamesmay21 March 1, 2011

butch lasagna

When man not do send of plantegg photo, or ask if beech would be sending bewbs. Or man not pay cam fee.

Man-“I would like to take you out for nice dinner and respect you!”
Me - “I send nudes?”
Man -“ I respect your body, please talk to me more about your feelings.”
Me-“Butch lasagna beeeech”

by 100yearstoolatebeech December 3, 2018

lasagna chop

1. When passing by something that says FedEx on it one person exclaims "lasagna chop" and gives a karate chop across the chest to another person.

2. Lasagna chop is a game very similar to "punch buggy" the difference is you use FedEx as a trigger. Can be a FedEx truck, drop box or sign on a building; anything that had FedEx is a trigger.

History-This game came to be due to the lack of VW bugs and the need to hit ones friends for fun.

Driving by a FedEx drop by James yell out "lasagna chop" and hits Geoff in the chest.

by medicneballer May 21, 2017

Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna

Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.

by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017

Turd lasagna

The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍

The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!

by Charles Bronson1 February 11, 2019

Sugar Lasagna

The name given to your main hoe when you run out of things to say between calling her "sugar" and a food product

"Hey, Sugar Lasagna, how's it goin?"

by Bazookabutt12 March 14, 2015

Fresh lasagna

Where you put ur pp on someone and give him ur special cheese sauce all over his booty cheeks and then spread the marinara all over for lube and then slap some ground meat and then put it all together and u get lasagna all over your booty cheeks

Yo bro did you hear Jacob got some fresh lasagna in him ????!!!!

by Cheffgayrpeepee April 8, 2022