Cock Lasagna

A situation that sucks as bad as having to ingest a large amount of Lasagna with cock (penis) as the primary filler meat.

That mother fucker Ted didn't pay his bills again. Shit, guess I am going to have to eat cock lasagna again.

by jamesmay21 March 1, 2011

Sugar Lasagna

The name given to your main hoe when you run out of things to say between calling her "sugar" and a food product

"Hey, Sugar Lasagna, how's it goin?"

by Bazookabutt12 March 14, 2015

Bitch Lasagna

This term is often used by an Indian who is confused about his sexual desires. He watched to many of Katy Perry's "Bon Appétit" video. Now he's asking women all over the internet to send him lasagna nudes.

"Send me some lasagna nudes"
She's not answering...

"BiTcH LaSaGnA"

by I hate T Series November 19, 2018

butch lasagna

When man not do send of plantegg photo, or ask if beech would be sending bewbs. Or man not pay cam fee.

Man-“I would like to take you out for nice dinner and respect you!”
Me - “I send nudes?”
Man -“ I respect your body, please talk to me more about your feelings.”
Me-“Butch lasagna beeeech”

by 100yearstoolatebeech December 3, 2018

what the, lasagna

when shocked by precence of lasagna

what
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*enters a mysteriously lighted room and turns on a light that illuminates the delicious, hot but not toungue burning hot cheesy lasagna*
WHAT THE, LASAGNA, WHO DID THIS, this ain't a joke bro im on a ONE MEAL A DAY KETO™ challenge and its about to break as easily as it is to break an uncooked angel hair pasta!

*garfield comes in and gets shot but not before having a delicious only 1000 calorie serving of a hot but not tounge burning hot lasagna

by kgbhoneytits, what the lasagna October 21, 2018

snitch lasagna

Snitch Lasagna is a censorship of the popular Pewdiepie song or diss track of T-Series.

Male 1: Yo, dude I got Snitch Lasagna on repeat and it's lit!
Male 2: Oh, dude that's lit! So hashtag Family Friendly!

by Urb'an Dic. Tionary January 4, 2019

Turd lasagna

The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍

The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!

by Charles Bronson1 February 11, 2019