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Lum Pa Pa Lan

Phrase: lum pa pa lan /pah lun, pA lÃn/ Hk. the balls hitting the penis: pa hit + lan penis Also abbrev. to LPPL. vulg. Used to expr. that an act, a plan, etc., has backfired.

It is widely used in Malaysia.. especially among the Hokkien Dialect Community..

which means whatever you do.. you'll end up with the same or no results.. whatsoever..
richard: bro, seems like u always break up with ur gf and get back together and repeat the same thing all over again and ended up with same result.. this is what u call lum pa pa lan.
by mookie moo86 May 1, 2010
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Guai lan

Literally means "Strange penis" in hokkien,

means someone who is very hard to deal with
some of the Singaporean damn guai lan
by Lim pei October 28, 2009
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Related Words
landon lana Lance Lane landen Lana Del Rey landmine laney Lanky lank

cu@lan

Threaten another internet hero, usually on QuakeNet IRC, to beat him up at a LAN event.
rofl n00b, cu@lan!!!!1one
by thunk October 24, 2003
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Kun Lan

Leader of the "Heaven Smile" terrorist group in the game Killer 7. Has the power to resurrect life with his "God Hand", which he uses for his own twisted ends. A demigod with a maniacal laugh who plays chess with his greatest enemy, Harman Smith, another man with supernatural powers (he is the god-killer, capable of destroying the life created by Kun).
Kun Lan is the Yin to Harman's Yang.

"The world doesn't change, it just turns." -Kun Lan, after catching Harman's bullet with his God Hand
by Killer7 August 31, 2005
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ozet gec lan pic

the internet meme that said when encountered a very long text and means ''summarize it you bastard''
x: (very very long text)
y: hey ozet gec lan pic
by ekinci June 21, 2010
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The Lan Sentence

The hardest and most difficult sentence on a page. Often used in school as the hardest sentence on a page that the teacher could ask you to read out loud.

Also can be used as The Lan Question which is the hardest question one could be asked.

Opposite of The Tom Sentence
Wow TaiRei, LaoShi just asked you to read The Lan Sentence.

I know, we haven't learned any of those words from the Go200 book yet!
by LaoShu67 February 23, 2009
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Bad LAN

Bad LAN is an adjective used to express any disappointment, similar to how you would use "that/this sucks" or "FTL"

It is used especially (but not limited to) within gaming or electronics.

Taken literally, the term refers to a LAN party gone wrong, such as your internet going out, or for some gamers, running out of budwould be considered bad lan
(actual first usage of the term)
Jordan: Hey guys whats up?
Troy: Nothin', where is Travis at? isn't he over at your house?
Jordan: Yeah, but he got a headache and fell asleep on my couch!
Troy: what? its like 7:00 pm.
Jordan: yeah, trav is bad lan over here.

-Jordan "bEATZ" Heredia

(random usage)
Jordan: Hey you wanna go to the mall today?
Troy: Nah, the mall is really cold, its bad lan there.
by Troy Past November 22, 2007
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