The best religion to have ever existed. Kralven is a God, resembling Kermit the Frog. He was rumoured to have had sex with another one of the first gods to create the first few humans. After a whole lot of weird ass incest, here we are. There are many gods, but if you would like to hear about them, email the creator of the religion at kralven.info@gmail.com.
by Kralven November 30, 2019
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Get the kyrail mug.Kyra Smith is super nice and legit a model, she is so funny she has the best jokes and will always make you laugh she is so pretty and awesome to be around. She loves the ocean and is probably rich.
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"You've been playing FFXIV for 3 day straight now, what are you a Kuralance?"
"Dude I messaged you 9 days ago why did you respond now, don't be a Kuralance anymore"
"Dude I messaged you 9 days ago why did you respond now, don't be a Kuralance anymore"
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Get the Kuralance mug.A guy who is constantly playing games on his bed, and always sitting 'comfortably' on his chair. Only plays MMORPGs and has a 10 second response time which is amplified in IMessage to 10 hour response time. KlarenceXD is very chill and loves anime but if you disturb him you will feel his wraith.
Me: Yo are you okay, you missed your entire mag.
Friend: Sorry I was playing from my bed
Me: Such a Kuralance.
Friend: Sorry I was playing from my bed
Me: Such a Kuralance.
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haibo! why are you so kyrarred?
did someone kyra you or something?
haibo! why are you so kyrarred?
did someone kyra you or something?
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