Keylan

is a type of person you need in your life. keylans are the type of people who’s advice you 100% need but absolutely hate. they’re honest & blunt, loving but guarded. very introverted around people they aren’t comfortable with, and. very extroverted & goofy around people they are comfortable with. keylans are very smart, probably the smartest people you’ll ever meet. they are very good at observing & reading people. keylans are not into astrology at all (usually capricorns). they are very family oriented & when they love they love hard. very great people to be around & a great person to have deep talks with.

Girl 1: “who’s that?”

Boy 1: “oh that’s keylan”
Girl 2: “he seems so down to earth & chill”

by chickenmaster.sk2k04 January 18, 2022

mrs.kelly

she is a thot who pull kids out of class and tries to lecture them because they did absolutely fucking nothing . Her hair line can make a blind man blind again, she looks like samuel de champlain and snape from harry potter. mrs.kelly has shit for a brain and because all she can afford to eat is shit from the boys bathroom. while she teaching she goes and shoves her ass in your face

"was that kind, was that necessary, was that honest"

being defined mrs.kelly

by stinky poopy October 11, 2019

Olivia kelly

Means smart funny and FUCKING FIT
LIKE MEGA FIT LIKE THROW AGAINST A TABLE AND FUCK HER UNTIL SHE SCREAMS

Look its Olivia kelly

by Fuckaroonski October 8, 2020

Jack Kelly

Played by the amazing Jeremy Jordan. Not the 80's pop singer/model. Also not the gay porn star. The other one.

Jack Kelly is extremely loyal to his boys and would do anything to keep them safe. He is the leader of the Manhattan Newsies and is low-key scared of Spot Conlon, but doesn't show it because he needs to be the protective dad once Spot finally gets the balls to ask Race out.

Jack Kelly is also a total flirt, but once he meets Katherine Pul-- I mean Plumber-- he's totally whipped. Just listen to I Never Planned On You/Don't Come A-knockin'. They met only once before that song and Katherine already had him tied around her finger.

His most popular line is probably "Dszahdh-". He's also 17, but he's the father of like 100 kids and Davey's the mom.

Person A: "I never planned on someone like you."

Person B: "Okay, Jack Kelly."

by JackCowboyKelly November 27, 2021

Pull a Kelly

To suddenly, and with seemingly no cause, spill one's shit all over the place. Those who "Pull Kelly's" are often repeat offenders, and cannot be trusted to carry or otherwise posses plates of food, bowls of soup, glasses, mugs, any other similar containers, or basically anything that would be really inconvenient to clean.

WOW! Way to Pull a Kelly and spill pasta and kool aid all over the nice white carpet!

by pcm28 July 4, 2012

R. Kelly Blue Book

The financial cost a celebrity has to pay their accuser in order to convince them to not proceed with a criminal or civil complaint. A reference to R&B singer R. Kelly's many rumored financial settlements with under aged sexual abuse victims and the Kelley Blue Book, which reports current automotive market values.

"How much do you think it's gonna cost Darren Sharper to stay out of prison with all of these charges being thrown at him?"

"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"

by Tyger Lily April 27, 2014

Kaylyn

An amazing, kind, beautiful, cute, loving, caring, unselfish and all around great chick. More girls should want to be like her. And she is an amazing friend

Person 1: " Hey who's that hot chick over there?"
Person 2: " oh that's the new girl Kaylyn. She's an epic person"

by rufus the platypus December 21, 2012