GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ
A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.
The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.
A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.
The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.
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