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When you try to motor-boat a girl with small boobs.
"Dude, i tried to motor-boat that blonde, but she has small boobs so i ended up just kiddie pooling her".
by Red Omen June 9, 2011
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The fuel of Generation Z.
A wonderful combination of Starbucks, Glitter, and Social Media.
Hitting the Kiddie Crack for the 5th time today!
by Kitty-Chaos October 10, 2010
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Respectible way for defining girls. Derogative according to context.Used by desis.
Man lets go home all these kuddies are sober.
Oye yaar, i banged 3 kuddies yesterday and i didnt feel a thing...am i gay?
by a.men'n September 18, 2008
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An honest, but very rude insult that kids may make to adults.
kiddinsult examples:

At the mall the other day I saw a little kid ask his mom, "Why is that lady so fat? Does she eat Burger King a lot?"

When 9 year old Tim had to get a physical for his sports, the doctor had to see his penis. Tim yelled out, "Are you a fag? Why are you looking there?"

While walking with her daughter Allison and pet dog in the morning, Sara met Jane on her route. Jane said, "lately I've been trying to lose weight, because I look so .. I mean this flabby, I mean. it's just so .. ya know.. I mean I look like a , like a a...."
Allison exclaims loudly: "Like a fat hippo, and you'll never lose all that weight."
by Adel7 January 16, 2008
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kiddiewompus

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Crooked, out of alignment or slightly delapatated.
1.) When a large automobile is driving straight down the road but appears to be going diagonally or in some sort of strange direction.
2.) When a piece of artwork is hung on the wall in an off kilter fashion.

Example:

"Hey man, that painting on the wall looks a little kiddiewompus".
by Apt II May 18, 2010
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yiff kiddie

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those furfaggots on roblox that have bypassed t shirts that have things like "yiff" hence their name. get mad at exploiters for trolling them even though they break the rules too.
Exploiter: hahaha get flinged fuckers
yiff kiddie: stop or i report u
Exploiter: well you have a bypassed t shirt too so L
by DesiredApple1 September 22, 2019
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