jilljuice

opposite of jackjuice, female sex juice see also lovejuice

she queefed her jilljuice all over me!

by lou December 20, 2004

Jack Off Jill

I'm sick of reading these incoherent definitions of JOJ, so I'll put in an accurate one. They're not metal or goth rock, and anyone who says they're either obviously knows nothing about either genre. Though Jessicka does scream, they're simply a rock band of mainly girls. They broke up in 2000 (not 2000) due to conflict between Jessicka and Robin because Robin thought she wasn't getting enough credit for JOJ.

Marilyn Manson convinced her to change the name from Jack In Jill to Jack Off Jill, and he didn't persuade her while she was drunk OR in bed...It was simply through a hallucinating contest. Anyway, they've had a total of 12 members in the band, including Daisy from Manson's group.

Since the band broke up, Jessicka has started a new band called Scarling., which is quite different and always ends in a ".".

Glad we've cleared all that up.

Jack Off Jill rules.

by Bloodshed December 22, 2004

Jewilly

A circumcised penis.

The type of penis men get mainly for religious reasons. Circumcision is founded by Judaism. It’s also practice by some forms of Islam and Christianity in America. Whores tend to love sucking on jewillies and sticking them in their vaginas.

Whore: (Pulls down boyfriend’s pants) You’re circumcised. You’ve got a lovely cock. (Proceeds to suck on his jewilly)

Boyfriend: (Signs) (Thinking: I wish I wasn’t circumcised. This chick is such a nasty whore.)

Non-religious dude: Seth Rogen is one of my all time favorite comedians, but he has a jewilly unfortunately.

Non-religious dude #2: He is Jewish after all. It’s not just them. It’s also some Muslims and many American Christians as well.

by AntiCircumcisionMan April 2, 2020

Jillian

Jillian is easily the most stubborn girl you will ever know. When she is set in her way, there’s no changing her mind. She is strong, loud, and positive 90% of the time. In a friend group, she is the most fun one to be around. Being her friend makes you feel important, because you’re friends with someone who everyone wants to be friends with. She’s street smart, so though her school grades might be just in the 80%, she is logical and wise. She’s a bit judgmental sometimes and a lot sarcastic all the time, but she will put her life aside for her friends and love them like siblings. Despite her flaws, as all people have them, Jillian is truly an amazing person.

Me: Me, Jillian, and a few other girls slept over Jills house last night and we watched The Notebook
Them: no way you’re friends with Jillian???
Me: yep! <3

by TinyNova November 18, 2020

Every Jack has his Jill

Every man (Jack) will find a woman (Jill), or generally speaking, Every one will find a partner.

John : I'm thirty and still a virgin, I 'll never have a girlfriend.
Tom : Don't worry man , every Jack has his Jill.
John : Who's Jack!?, I'm John.

by BenEssa May 30, 2016

jillion

An imaginary word that is meant to describe a number far beyond comprehension.

Angela's dad has a jillion dollars, that rich bastard.

by Chris October 1, 2003

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill is (1) a black preppy clothing brand (2) a very, very old organization founded in the 1930's, for black upper class children, to really network with each other and meet each other through different chapters around the country, and was founded by seven black women.

Most prominent blacks in America have their children enrolled in Jack and Jill because it teaches them about their black identity. Jack and Jillers wear Jack and Jill clothing.

by Mike Varsity December 28, 2005