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activist judge

An Urbandictionary editor who rejects a perfectly true and clever definition and forces someone like me to have to re-submit it over and over again, just because they don't agree with the opinion expressed in the definition.
At least 5 of my valid and correct definitions have been rejected by activist judges on Urbandictionary, a website where more than half the definitions are about ex-girlfriends, rival high schools, or made-up sex slang.
by J-Smoove June 18, 2006
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Taurus Judge

A five shot revolver chambered in .45 Colt/.410 shotgun. Usually used as protection in the backcountry from poisonous snakes and predators, works well for defending ones self from carjackers, and other scum, since both buckshot AND slugs can be deployed in rapid succession.
"With a Taurus Judge, if the buckshot doesn't send 'em packin', the slugs'll put 'em down, but good"
by Gunslinger_D February 15, 2009
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Snap Judge

A judgement that's made with absolutely no evidence. Usually voiced quickly, like a snap.
Don't snap judge, she just got back from the dentist.
by uuhhhh. katie December 29, 2010
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Topix 'Judge It' Wuss

One who cannot stand up to a debate against an intellectually superior person when posting on the Topix website (www.topix.com) and anonymously uses the "Judge It" buttons instead. A chronic case would involve cyberstalking this person and judging every comment with the same icons regardless of the content being judged.
It became obviously to me after seeing the consistent "Judge Icons" being attached to my comments that I had attracted the attention of another loser Topix 'Judge It' Wuss.
by RM in AZ October 30, 2008
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No Judge

Phrase used after someone unintentionally says something that sounds judgmental or condemnatory.
I can't believe you have Sponge-Bob underpants. No judge.
by BigTestedCoals March 8, 2010
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Slutty Judge Judy

What a wrinkled prune wearing red lipstick looks like.
The people are real... the cases are real... the rulings are final. This is Judge Pruney aka Slutty Judge Judy
by Fartin' Martin' June 13, 2007
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Activist Judge

Any judge who interprets the law in a way that recognizes and guarantees someone else constitutional or legal rights in a manner of which you don't approve.

An "activist judge" is a judge who petulantly refuses make everyone else live under the rules of -your- religion.
How dare those Activist Judges suggest that homosexuals are people, too!?! The constitution clearly says that it protects all people -except- people who are different from me... Wait a second. Where's my pencil...?

The constitution says "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws." Note that it doesn't say "heterosexual, white, christian person". There are no 'activist judges'.
by Honor February 13, 2008
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