Jacket Bastard

Person who continually wears suit jacket, with, or without matching trousers

Mick 'THE JACKET' Collins

by Mick Jacket December 3, 2003

the jacket

The fuzz, the five-O, the police.

"I'm tired of tha motherfuckin' jacket sweatin' my gang while I'm chillin' in the shack." -Eazy E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")

by Nick D January 31, 2004

Jickety Janked

1) Something that is completely fucked up or out of the ordinary

2) An unforeseen or unexpected event

Ex hey man did you see that guy his face is so jickety janked

man jack bauer just jickety janked that terrorist....

Ex I was walking down the street and saw an old lady pound a mickey and attack the mail man. That's jickety janked

The fact that anyone would trade for Jason Blake is jickety janked.

by brianmcgarry February 4, 2010

yellow jacket alligater

"yellow jacket alligater" is a redneck name for a bumblebee. yellow jacket alligaters are usualy big and very ferocious. they have an alligater head, a bee body, devil wings, and a tooth on their butt for stinging.

The word originated in Yermo CA, by Colt Hare

City boy: Wow, did u see the size of that bee?
Redneck 1: No man, that was no bee that was a yellow jacket alligater.
Redneck 2: OH SHIT RUN!
City boy: why?
Redneck 2: Those things with kill you dead thats why!

by creative redneck March 29, 2011

ice jacket

when your being titty-fucked by a girl then blow your cumload up her nose, then it comes out through her mouth

Carly was coughing out semen for weeks after i gave her an ice jacket

by robby69 November 4, 2014

Sausage Jacket

A girl who sleeps with a lot of different guys. Someone considered easy/slutty/lucky with the lads.

You remember her...........slept with all those guys in one week.......she was a proper sausage jacket!!

by Embeezle January 2, 2015

Italian dinner jacket

A sleevless T shirt also known as a wife beater or guinea tee.

Uncle tony's all dressed up in his Italian dinner jacket for sunday gravy.

by garand March 21, 2011