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Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.

oh sh!t. pls dont get me into it. ok, fine, heres a song called this old man.

this old man, a fat ass bun,
he raises gas prices for fun

he's a big cheater in the election,
oh god damm, you better run

this old man, with no bass,
he needs a good kick in the ass

this you see, is not a pun,
he fell down on air force one

this old man, president,
in the US, he's a dent

Get an rpg or a 4x4
riddance biden dinosaur!!

*bows deeply*
riddance Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. TRUMP 2024 PEOPLE
by Isaac De Snuts January 17, 2023
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Aaron Joseph Oviedo

Aaron Joseph Oviedo is Brenna Valencia’s boyfriend. They have been dating for a year and they have never been happier. Aaron is so loved and cherished and Brenna hopes he marries her. Aaron is super amazing and plays sports and likes ramen. He has two cats: Ash and Oreo. He likes to eat Brenna’s oreos. Aaron is so sweet and Brenna loves him very much.
“Hey are you Aaron Joseph Oviedo? Wanna date?
by Brenda Balenciaga April 12, 2019
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St Joseph's Institution

For a catholic school, there are a LOT of gays. That is until you go to year 5 (Junior College) and meet girls where there's a 180 degree change and you become insanely obsessed over them. At 12 30pm, for the duration of 20 seconds, disciplinary action will be taken against anyone who claps or cheers. A picture of our founder, father of the de la salle schools, hangs eerily at the back of the class. Sit on the right side of the classroom, around the third seat from the front, and enjoy his heavenly gaze. So much for cheating on a test. Also, the school is too broke to give you staple bullets during examinations so you spend like 5 minutes panicking as you tie your essay papers. There's a water fountain where you are invited to rest your feet in, a maze, statues, artwork all around. At first glance it seems like a rich school, which is surprising considering the fact that we get little to no financial support from the government. Try our wifi during thunderstorms and feel the pain of our teachers and students. Performing Arts and sports CCAs are stressful, the current principal is an open liverpool fan and the teachers don't shy away from political incorrectness. Overall, great school. Very lively, especially when your favorite teacher starts scolding everyone and makes it into a joke. If you come here as a snowflake, we'll build you up into a man, motivating you through insults, pushes, butt slaps and all round wholesome advice. Seriously though, come here.
Guy 1: St Joseph's Institution (SJI) is better than RI
Guy 2: Yeah fuck those nerds
by guydudeig May 7, 2022
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Tyler Robert Joseph

Tyler is the lead singer of twenty øne pilots best know for songs like Stressed Out, HeavyDirtySoul, and Ride
Mom: what should we name our kid?
dad:hmmmm
mom: i got it! Tyler Robert Joseph!
by Gourtiom March 31, 2017
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Josephine

Often misunderstood, collects vinyl and old books. Mainstream music makes her want to die and popular trends. She is and introvert but really blossoms with true friends. She is still looking for someone to spill her thoughts and emotions out to.
"Oh there's a Josephine I'm going to avoid her, she seems rude"
by Doglover12348 July 1, 2018
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The Joseph Rule

If you didn't Cum, it didn't count. Therefore participating in sexual activity when in a relationship without cumming is not cheating.
John: "Man, she sucked me up last night"

Tim: "So you cheated on your girlfriend?"

John: "Naw, the Joseph Rule was in effect."
by Wrist Band Man December 12, 2010
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Chief Joseph

When someone pulls out a girls bloody tampon with their teeth. Then they shake their head back and fourth with it in their mouth making red marks on their cheeks. This makes them look like an idian chief.
My boyfriend gave me a chief joseph today and boy did he have some indian marks.
by Lindsey May 20, 2003
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