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Jerry Falwell

A man who will be surely missed by ALL of the loony toons.
Jerry falwell died on Nay 15, 2007 after chocking on one too many peices of bullshit. May he rest in peice.
by Nick Ulanowski June 18, 2007
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Uncle Jerry

The act of defecating in your pants, caused by intoxication, and smearing your feces all over a friends bedroom, bathroom, desk and even yourself.
"Hey Tony let's go to Steve's house and give him an Uncle Jerry!"
by benjboy January 23, 2009
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Jerry Jones

The owner of the Dallas Cowboys who has had success in the past but his team lately has been... less that average...
Thinks he can merely "Buy" a Superbowl team
and who makes poor decisions in trades Jumps on to big named players nuts and holds tight -
Jerry Jones: Omg a talented wide reciever whos overzealous tears his teams apart betrays everyone and has a big ego lets grabe em! - Terrel Owens -
Jerry Jones: Omg a corner who runs a 4.3 and has a "spectacular" 4 interceptions in his 4 year career is known for violence and averages 3 yards a punt return! lets grab em! - Pacman Jones -
Jerry Jones: Omg the fastest Defensive Tackle in the NFL with below average strength and thretens police officers on occasion whos also an allegid drug lord! lets grab em! - Tank Johnson -
Jerry Jones: Omg a 6'4 reciever who consistantly gets 1000 yards a season even though he plays on the worst teams in the NFL and runs linebacker 40 (4.8) lets grab em!
by Jdlusional January 16, 2009
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Jerry Seinfeld

One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. He has a discinctive, highly observational, comedic style. Uses little to no profanity in his act, unlike most other stand-up comedians.

Starred in his own wildly popular tv sitcom Seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1990-1998).
by W August 4, 2004
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Jordyn

aka. The most gorgeous girl ever. Has the most gorgeous eyes and doesn't have to do anything to look nice. She just naturally looks great...with or without makeup. Loves chicken nuggets a lot but don't get it twisted she likes all different kinds of foods and will try most things. She's obviously the sweetest girl ever. Not too basic with her pop punk songs, her lactose intolerance, and her starbucks orders. She's so stubborn but honestly she's a keeper.
Bro you got yourself a Jordyn, I'm happy for you!
by DoctorDope December 16, 2016
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Ben & Jerry's

the best ice cream in the world. comes in many different, original flavors. made in vermont.
some flavors of ben & jerry's: phish food, cherry garcia, chocolate therapy, coffee coffee buzz buzz buzz, fossil fuel, hubby chubby, chunky monkey, imagine whirled peace, new york super chunk
by i love vermont January 1, 2010
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Jerry Springer Show

A Chicago-based trash talkshow hosted by Jerry Springer that emphasizes dysfunctional sectors of American society that includes whitetrash, debauchery, violence, racism and sexual promiscuity incluing homosexuality and incest and often mocks hillbillies. The show uses sound effects such as a cow's moo and a "boing" sound. Audience members sing the "Star Spanggled Banner" when the word AMERICA is uttered. Females in the audience are given beeds when they flash their breasts. The show also features a stripper's pole for the guests or audience members to display themselves.
The Jerry Springer Show is absolutely disgusting--its' my favorite.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 3, 2007
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