cock jockey

Used to describe a male who is inclined to ride another males sexual organ.

by Kryt February 4, 2003

elephant jockey

A person who goes hogging; someone who will hook up with a fat chick; a guy who plays nail the whale.

He was a real elephant jockey his freshman year. You should have seen some of the fatties he banged.

by PMax April 13, 2008

pole jockey

Someone who likes to ride the cack.

That girl sure is an excellent pole jockey.

by Gil March 12, 2004

DILDO JOCKEY

One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.

The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

Beaver Humping Moose Jockey

A Canadian

Canadian fellow

"Whats this all aboot eh?"

American dude

"Rawr! A Beaver humping moose jockey! I mean Canadians!"

Dear Canada,

You can have Avril Lavigne and Celine Dion back. Please.

Your friends,

America

by MOooseMunch March 3, 2010

Hockey Jockey

A "Hockey Jockey" is when a girl is riding a guy violently hard, while continuously punching him in the face; inevitably causing a broken nose, split lips & loss of teeth, while also causing the guy to blow the hardest load he ever has in his life.

Dude1: Holy Fuck! What the fuck happened to his face?! And why the fuck is he smiling?!

Dude2: His girl Hockey Jockey 'd the fuck out of him last night. His fucking balls exploded. This is the happiest I've ever seen that creepy fucker in his life!

by Jaty Kraytill May 25, 2009

plow jockey

Slang slightly derogatory term for a farmer

(angry motorist) Damn plow jockeys are cluttering up the road again!

by Nonamer687 February 17, 2014