Phantom Jobber

Someone who leaves the toilet in a mess. Normally by leaving sliding faece marks in the bowl. Occasionally they flush, sometimes they do not.

"You been to the shitter recently? The phantom jobber is back again, f**king skids everywhere"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009

Jibber Jabbin'

Talking uncontrollably.

Stop jibber jabbin' behind me.

by Raphael GR May 12, 2007

joby jabber

one who enjoys cramming his pink love tool in his best mates arse hole for sexual pleasure. please note- usually deployed when talking about those lovely gay men in light loafers. a horrible/street term for a gay man.

"dont bend over in the shower that cunts a joby jabber!"

by donny of the marnock December 14, 2008

rim jibber

When a girl gets to licking all around the dude butt

I gave him a rim jibber now i think i have pink eye.

by jibberjibberjibber May 9, 2011

The Robb Jobb

While having anal intercourse with your partner, right before you climax pull out and shove your penis down their throat.

I gave that bitch The Robb Jobb when she least expected it.

by Robb with two B's November 1, 2006

jabber woke

to lecture about social injustice, while doing little to create change.

I friend likes to jabber woke at our cafe, then go home to his hobby ranch.

by Oops11 September 16, 2016

Jibber

A handjob, shorthand: Jib
Verb: To Jib

"Pleeeeeeeeease give me a jibber"
"She gave me a jibber last night, it was a real jibbly one"

by Jibblyjobblywonder September 1, 2019