Joan

Joan is a hot species of a male. Normally curly black or brown hair, with brown eyes and nice ass eyebrows. Joan has the best smile with the big lip - mustache - goatee combo. And that nose…. Oh Joan’s nose is the type you’d want to sit on. Joan is a kind, funny, caring, sexy and a lil overprotective guy. He’s at least 5’8 to 6ft tall. He has a lot of friends and is good at a lot of things. Especially at bed. Joan is a 8 inch packer and makes girls go head over heels with that Thang. He’s a lover but he’s not afraid to fight a nigga. Joan isn’t much of a person who talks to girls but he pulls them anyways. He’s awkward at times but a freak in private. Get you a guy like Joan. I promise he will rock your world.🤤🛌🍆😈🌎

Girl 1 - omg who’s that?
Girl 2 - Oh that’s Joan
Girl 3 - he’s cute

Group of girls : He’s so FINEEE😫
Gf : And he packs🤤

by JOANBABYMOMMA(he’s so fine) November 20, 2023

Joan Ve

She's a young female surrelist artist from Europe. She has a unique style. She said there are 4 things she's living for: love, art, sex, money. Her unique personality makes her paintings even interesting. She has a unique abstract vibe, It's sick and beautiful at the same time.

"Can you feel this? It just feels like... It's something Joan Ve!"

by Aronnk May 5, 2019

Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once an easy thing to do, but becomes more and more difficult as cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer.

The bubbly girl took the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice every double standard she preached against or tried to make fun of when she was younger, the harder and harder it got to respect her the older she got (Not that anybody had ever had much true respect for her, if any).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Joan

Screwing everything up for everyone else

The surgeon Joaned up the transplant, killing the patient.

by The Clorax® Splashless® February 1, 2024

Joan

(Verb): To Screw Up. Screwing up everything for everyone else.

EX: "The Surgeon JOANED up the transplant, killing the patient."

by honestabe2002 February 17, 2024

Joan

He is a faithful, loving, attentive and fun person. He is the perfect person to spend the rest of your life, as he will always try to support you in bad times and make you feel better. Joan is the soul mate of anyone, tremendously attractive and with a charm that is very difficult to resist. If you have a Joan in your life, do your best not to lose her.

Joan is the name of my soul mate. I will look for you in another life. Take care of your Joan!

by _sabryaglierir_ November 21, 2021

False Joan of arc

A female that tries to make fun of false prophets and thinks she's Joan of arc, when really she's more like a different kind of Joan.

The false Joan of arc thought she was the next Joan of arc, even though she had tried to ridicule other people she referred to as false prophets, people who weren't even interested in anything spiritual in nature.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019